pooping
Poop is a beautiful process that involves food from two days before passing out of you butthole. It feels like God is kissing your ass and sucking the poop from it, what an AMAZING feeling. Everytime you poop, an angel gets its wings. Poop can either be brown, green, or red and it can be long and skinny or short and fat. Anyway possible pooping is a heavenly process that may hurt at the moment but as soon as that poop comes sliding out your asshole, it feels like you have just been reborn.pooping
Example:
Man 1: This DnD game is so fun.
Man 3: *Loud Breathing*
Man 2:What was that?
Man 1: Michael, stop pooping!
Man 1: This DnD game is so fun.
Man 3: *Loud Breathing*
Man 2:What was that?
Man 1: Michael, stop pooping!
pooping
no poop poop
Example:
i went to the restroom earlier and dropped the fattest dump but it was still a no poop poop
i went to the restroom earlier and dropped the fattest dump but it was still a no poop poop
Poop Poop
It is mostly used as a greeting or a goodbye. Poop poop is a noun describing someone in your life. So it takes the place of....buddy, pal, dude, brother, sister, father, mother ...etc.
Example:
So instead of "Hey Buddy" You would say "Hey Poop Poop" And it is understood that it is meant with a little splash of love.
Normal way
"See ya later Nikki"
The Poop Poop way
"See ya later Poop Poop"
So instead of "Hey Buddy" You would say "Hey Poop Poop" And it is understood that it is meant with a little splash of love.
Normal way
"See ya later Nikki"
The Poop Poop way
"See ya later Poop Poop"
poop
Stuff that comes out of your ass. Usually brownish. Sometimes red and yellow. Comes in many types:
The Poop Poop:
Brown. Slithers out of your ass. Not very satisfactory, and not particularly painful. Causes moderate amount of crap left in your ass for you to wipe.
The Quickie Dirty Poop:
This poop bolts out of your ass like a rocket. It doesn't hurt. However, you have lots to wipe, as the inside of your ass will look like a rusty factory if you were to look inside.
The Quickie Happy Poop:
Bolts out of your ass. Clean. Painless. A welcome from the annoying "Winnie The Poop"
Winnie the Poop:
Moves a bit. Once your hopes get up, it gets stuck and refuses to move an inch. You will have to push like hell until Pooh comes out. Usually a sort of constipation.
The Alamo Poop:
You push and push. Similar to Winnie the Poop. Once this poop comes out, you see a small pebble. Thats when a stream of red hot diarrhea comes flaring out. Usually means you are beginning to get diarrhea.
The Russian Poop: (AKA Diarrhea)
You crap, and crap, and crap some more. It will not stop coming. The best idea is to keep pushing, and flush every five minutes. It will end eventually. This poop is really painful, and your ass will ache for a couple days because of all the wiping.
The Peek-A-Boo Poop:
You will crap. This poop will land in the water, and would appear to go down the hole. It will then constantly return to the surface to annoy you. Flush quickly when its at the top, or the poop will just slip back once you flush.
The Ghost Poop:
You will feel the crap crawling out, but you see nothing in the toilet. Sometimes a varient of the Peek-A-Boo poop.
The Gassy Max:
You will think its just a fart, but suddenly, a wet, smelly poop will appear. Generally comes a bit before Diarrhea.
The Professianal Poop (AKA the American Poop)
The moment your ass hits the toilet seat, this poop will flare out of ass. It is painful. It is not Diarrhea. It simply hurts, and not much comes out. Brace until its gone.
The Friendly poop:
Comes out of your ass easily. Feels good, and is pretty clean. This is the dream poop.
The Titanic poop:
A massive poop. Sometimes called a Lincoln Log. Push it out and gasp at its size.
The Giant poop:
A huge poop. Bigger then life. Hope for the best. If you are unlucky, this will rupture your bowels and kill you. If you are lucky, this will create a huge poop. Don't flush, bring all of your buddies over to gape and gasp at its size. Take pictures. You might have made a world record.
The Poop Poop:
Brown. Slithers out of your ass. Not very satisfactory, and not particularly painful. Causes moderate amount of crap left in your ass for you to wipe.
The Quickie Dirty Poop:
This poop bolts out of your ass like a rocket. It doesn't hurt. However, you have lots to wipe, as the inside of your ass will look like a rusty factory if you were to look inside.
The Quickie Happy Poop:
Bolts out of your ass. Clean. Painless. A welcome from the annoying "Winnie The Poop"
Winnie the Poop:
Moves a bit. Once your hopes get up, it gets stuck and refuses to move an inch. You will have to push like hell until Pooh comes out. Usually a sort of constipation.
The Alamo Poop:
You push and push. Similar to Winnie the Poop. Once this poop comes out, you see a small pebble. Thats when a stream of red hot diarrhea comes flaring out. Usually means you are beginning to get diarrhea.
The Russian Poop: (AKA Diarrhea)
You crap, and crap, and crap some more. It will not stop coming. The best idea is to keep pushing, and flush every five minutes. It will end eventually. This poop is really painful, and your ass will ache for a couple days because of all the wiping.
The Peek-A-Boo Poop:
You will crap. This poop will land in the water, and would appear to go down the hole. It will then constantly return to the surface to annoy you. Flush quickly when its at the top, or the poop will just slip back once you flush.
The Ghost Poop:
You will feel the crap crawling out, but you see nothing in the toilet. Sometimes a varient of the Peek-A-Boo poop.
The Gassy Max:
You will think its just a fart, but suddenly, a wet, smelly poop will appear. Generally comes a bit before Diarrhea.
The Professianal Poop (AKA the American Poop)
The moment your ass hits the toilet seat, this poop will flare out of ass. It is painful. It is not Diarrhea. It simply hurts, and not much comes out. Brace until its gone.
The Friendly poop:
Comes out of your ass easily. Feels good, and is pretty clean. This is the dream poop.
The Titanic poop:
A massive poop. Sometimes called a Lincoln Log. Push it out and gasp at its size.
The Giant poop:
A huge poop. Bigger then life. Hope for the best. If you are unlucky, this will rupture your bowels and kill you. If you are lucky, this will create a huge poop. Don't flush, bring all of your buddies over to gape and gasp at its size. Take pictures. You might have made a world record.
Poop
The best stuff in the world.
It tastes like chocolate. It's not chocolate. You can also rub it on your face.
YUM
It tastes like chocolate. It's not chocolate. You can also rub it on your face.
YUM
Example:
Me: Poop.
Me: Poop.
poop
Well all these here definitions are pretty accurate but there's one other that I hadn't seen on here.
CLIFF BAR poop: This rather unpleasant form of poop occurs only when you eat a whole chunky peanut butter cliff bar without washing it down with any water. First it will sit in your stomach like a brick for several days, until finally, you stomach's hydrochloric acids have corroded it enough to where it can painfully squeeze through your intestines. After it has spent several more days stuck in your large intestine, fermenting, and causing blockage, it will finally have to be expelled. The crap itself has undigested peanut lumps, and partially corroded peanut butter, whose sharp, rough edges eat away at the soft tissue that is your butthole. After the bar is fully pushed away, the crap that has been blocked for days (which has also fermented) all spills out like minestrone soup. The overall odor is so intoxicating that it often corrodes nasal passages, fogs up the house, and causes the wallpaper in the bathroom to begin peeling off. You will need heavy air freshener and disinfectants to cure the smell.
So drink water if you eat a Cliff Bar.
CLIFF BAR poop: This rather unpleasant form of poop occurs only when you eat a whole chunky peanut butter cliff bar without washing it down with any water. First it will sit in your stomach like a brick for several days, until finally, you stomach's hydrochloric acids have corroded it enough to where it can painfully squeeze through your intestines. After it has spent several more days stuck in your large intestine, fermenting, and causing blockage, it will finally have to be expelled. The crap itself has undigested peanut lumps, and partially corroded peanut butter, whose sharp, rough edges eat away at the soft tissue that is your butthole. After the bar is fully pushed away, the crap that has been blocked for days (which has also fermented) all spills out like minestrone soup. The overall odor is so intoxicating that it often corrodes nasal passages, fogs up the house, and causes the wallpaper in the bathroom to begin peeling off. You will need heavy air freshener and disinfectants to cure the smell.
So drink water if you eat a Cliff Bar.