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pork pie hat

an actual piece of apparel, a "stetson" like hat that has a very narrow brim

pork pie hat

by darthredneck on Oct 20, 2008 08:27:58

the act of jizzing in your partners orifice, be it an asshole, vagina, mouth, ear, wound, etc. You then tie a whole ham to your head and shove it into said orifice.

Example:
After recieving a pork pie hat from an anonymous person, dp began to curse for the first time in his life.

Pork Pie Hat

by Pedo-Bear on Oct 19, 2008 10:09:35

A sexual maneuver in which after giving the female a creampie the male proceeds to attach a ham to the top of his head through the use of tape, string or other means. The male then thrusts his ham-topped-head into the female's vagina giving himself a pork(cream)pie hat. Removal of the ham is purely optional.

Example:
Girl 1: I accidentally a whole pork pie hat.
Girl 2: You accidentally what?
Girl 1: A whole pork pie hat.
Girl 2: That's bad can you even walk straight?
Girl 1: It's starting to itch.
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Guy 1: So I was giving this girl a pork pie hat when-
Jerome: WHAT ARE YA DOING!? YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT GIVING PORK PIE HATS IN THE BAND ROOM! YOU'RE GIVING ME HEADACHE.
Guy 1: Geez, I'm sorry it's just she really enjoyed it.
Jerome: Thank you very much, thank you very much.
Girl 1: Seriously it's really itching bad

pork pie top hat

by Fisting for jesus on May 31, 2017 02:50:15

The sexual act where after raw dog anal sex the woman sits on the mans head and lets the seman spill out into his hair.

Example:
My head is cold.

No problem i can give you a pork pie top hat to wear.

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