PORK PIE Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

PORK PIE

A metaphor for the genitals of a female pensioner. Derived from the fact that in the case of both the pork pie and the pensioner's minge, one must wipe off the crust and lick out the jelly before one reaches the meat.

Pork Pie

by Sarah Thomas on Apr 25, 2008 05:40:37

Something that an unamusing fat person demands their partner for (said in an yourkshire accent)

Example:
Ross: Do you fancy some pork pie
Clare: Ohhhh yes bab
Ross: Gud, this time not so much jelly though
Clare: Oh me pork pie is kicking out a right pong it must be the crust

Pork Pie

by Superjimmeh on Feb 17, 2009 19:17:17

An old ladies fanny: You got to chew through the crust and lick off the jelly to get to the meat. .like a pork pie.

Example:
Dickhead 1: Fuck me she's fit!
Dickhead 2: Noway! She must be about 70, I bet she's got a proper pork pie!
Dickhead 1: . .And? All the more flavour. *Licks Lips*

pork pie

by say no to pork pies on May 17, 2004 05:15:23

this is what james' head looks like

Example:
''james you have a mouldy pork pie stuck on your shoulders''

Pork Pie

by Mike Wrench on Apr 16, 2010 06:51:53

To have sex with a girl.

Example:
Are you gunna pork pie her?

Alabama pork pie

by Nutzen YerMouf on Mar 09, 2018 11:49:56

A sexual act involving brothers or cousins of a girl taking tuns having intercourse with her.

Example:
Three brothers watched their sister jump into the pond behind their house in her bathing suit.
The oldest brother, Jim-Bob, licked his lips and said, "Mmmm Mmmmm, we're gonna get some Alabama pork pie tonight."

pork pie hat

by Quinee on Apr 29, 2010 16:12:37

an actual piece of apparel, a "stetson" like hat that has a very narrow brim

Example:
Justin Timberlake wears a cool looking pork pie hat.

An old Italian guy from Rhode Island proudly wears his pork pie hat.

A stylin' Black guy from LA has a different pork pie hat for every day of the week.

doncaster pork pie

by donc_lad_1 on Dec 08, 2008 22:40:25

During sexual intercourse the man inserts his penis into the woman's anal cavity whilst she shits on his dick. He then removes his penis and moulds the excrement around it, creating a pastry-like effect. After his pork sword is covered he proceeds to insert it into the woman's vagina.

Example:
I gave Donna a Doncaster pork pie last night, she fucking loved it.

pennsylvania pork pie

by thatniggamike on Feb 11, 2014 23:09:27

to stick your penis into a girls chocolate starfish pull out, stick it into her vagina, pull out stick it in her mouth, and then do that until you finish into her belly button and then smacking your scrotum on her cheeks of her face while oinking like a piggy.

Example:
Patrick pennsylvania pork pied my mom so crazy last night i thought they were wrestling a wilbur the pig in there.
"Yo bull, i pennsylvania pork pied my girl for 5 hours last night, then after I did it once she kept wanting to do it more"
"word"

Pork Pie Moment

by The T-Dog on Apr 21, 2009 20:54:09

When a person doesn't get their way and proceeds to spend the afternoon in a mood.

Example:
T-Dog: Why's the Thumb-man not speaking to you Pooch?
G-Pooch: Oh, I questioned his work and now he's having a pork pie moment.

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