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smoothie

A smoothie, a common American beverage in which the preparer integrates various fruit and dairy products, has become the de facto staple of cuisine in various Disney Channel and Nickelodeon television series. What ambrosia comprised to the residents of mythical Olympus, or manna constituted for the Hebrews in the ancient text of Exodus, the smoothie has become to the modern Disney Channel Original Star.As a general rule, any character in a Disney Channel or Nickelodeon series must engage in one of the following activities: (a) partake of smoothies on a regular basis; (b) patronize smoothie establishments repeatedly, whether or not actually partaking thereof; (c) either serve as the founder of a smoothie establishment or possess a parent who owns or operates a smoothie establishment; or (d) profess love of the smoothie on a regular basis, whether or not actually consuming such during filming. Though no character has actually evinced the mettle required to do so, expressing distaste or even indifference towards the smoothie would comprise the utmost blasphemy against all that these two esteemed television stations hold dear.

smoothie

by Rudie on Feb 23, 2006 12:53:05

A smoothie is a cold, fruit-based blended drink. It is usually composed of a variety of fruits and sometimes yoghurt to thicken the concoction.

Example:
"I ordered a strawberry-banana smoothie with a mutlivitamin booster and it was go-od!"

smoothie

by someone who shall remain name less!! on Aug 06, 2003 15:53:18

a girl who shaved her pussy!!
(sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!)

Example:
that girl was such a smoothie!!

smoothie

by Mike the Piump on Feb 26, 2003 12:41:35

Iron

Example:
"You know, the thang you be smoothin out your clothes with"

smoothie

by The Situation on Apr 23, 2009 05:11:06

A non-dirty sounding way to refer to oral sex, regarding both males and females, also known as cunnilingus or fellatio.

Example:
"I didn't get laid, but she sure gave me one hell of a smoothie"

"He has no clue how to give a decent smoothie."

"Sure, I got some light smooth, but it was not to completion."

smoothie

by Jeb from NH on Jul 26, 2003 04:18:33

Blow job

Example:
She gave me a nice bannana smoothie until I released my protien pack.

smoothie

by cj on Dec 05, 2004 15:37:38

gay sexual practice, a gerbel is dehaired with "NEER" hair remover. then placed in a paper towel tube, and the tube is placed at the opening of one lovers anus, the other lover then blows a hit of crack cocain into the tube. you figure out the rest.

Example:
Bruce enjoyed his weekly smoothie from Felix,it made his feel like a little girl again.

smoothie

by BDI on Apr 14, 2003 17:40:57

person that shaves his or her pubic hair, for hygenic or sexual reasons.

Example:
That smoothie had the cuttest little bald pussy I ever saw.

smoothie

by tom on Apr 25, 2004 16:42:08

1. Female genitalia in an uncorrupted state, i.e. no loosy goosy and no discoloration, and usually shaved cleanly.
2. A girl who has a smoothie.

Example:
1. Man look at this pussy, there's no roast beef, it's a smoothie!
2. Man, that girl is definitely a smoothie!

smoothie

by Casey the Cat on Oct 23, 2010 02:19:19

A guy that has a smooth crotch.

Example:
Chris and Ross shared chips and salsa, that makes one or both of them a smoothie.

Chris likes Glee, he must be a smoothie.

Ross watches Jersey Shore, he is a smoothie.

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