Prehensile
Once used to describe an object that grasps like a tail, this is now used much like the word "Smuf" (as a noun, verb, adjective and so on). It is also commonly used as a substitute word in colloquial phrases.
prehensile clitoris
Example:
it's just a rumour that kylie can shuffle cards with her prehensile clitoris but she can pick up £50 notes.
it's just a rumour that kylie can shuffle cards with her prehensile clitoris but she can pick up £50 notes.
Prehensile Tongue
the act of sticking your tongue out while doing anything that requires more than average thought or concentration.
Example:
John's trying to find the shift key, his prehensile tongue is a throwback to early man's pre-keyboard days.
John's trying to find the shift key, his prehensile tongue is a throwback to early man's pre-keyboard days.
prehensile rectum
one who cannot poop in a toilet in a reasonable manner may be said to have a prehensile rectum. A prehensile appendage is one that is capable of grasping or conscious manipulation. One with a Prehensile rectum is purposefully able to miss a large target such as a toilet.
the term originates from a post by Billy Rubin on the StraightDope forums in 2001.
the term originates from a post by Billy Rubin on the StraightDope forums in 2001.
Example:
Look, F***wicket,I know you got your problems. Do you have a prehensile rectum that you can extend on a stalk like a snail's eye and aim? How in the name of all that is unholy do you get poop everywhere?
Look, F***wicket,I know you got your problems. Do you have a prehensile rectum that you can extend on a stalk like a snail's eye and aim? How in the name of all that is unholy do you get poop everywhere?
Prehensile Tongue
the act of sticking your tongue out while doing anything that requires more than average thought or concentration.
Example:
John's trying to find the shift key, his prehensile tongue is a throwback to early man's pre-keyboard days.
John's trying to find the shift key, his prehensile tongue is a throwback to early man's pre-keyboard days.
prehensile pubes
Example:
guy #1"man that guy has some prehensile pubes."
guy #2 "yeah he fed me pretzels the other day with them!"
random girl "that must feel good in the bed"
guy #1"man that guy has some prehensile pubes."
guy #2 "yeah he fed me pretzels the other day with them!"
random girl "that must feel good in the bed"