pressure cooker

n.An atmosphere or situation involving distress, anxiety, agony, etc.May also be a term for a "shrink."



pressure cooker
while showering, you lather your partner in soap then bust a massive rippling fart. While you quickly exit the shower, you turn up the hot water leaving your partner to cook in the stinky steam while they rinse off.
Example:
Alex: lather up hun......pfFFFfttt
Mel: aw nasty, you just turned this into a pressure cooker!
Alex: ha ha ha peace


pressure cooker
A cross between the dutch oven and cleveland steamer. A sex act where the man proceeds to take as large a shit as possible, preferably after eating mexican food, kimchi or drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon to create that stew like consistency that is so familiar in the pressure cooker, on the womans chest and pulls the covers over her head to pin her to the bed while she futily tries to fight her way out.

Best served along with a Manatee.
Example:
Guy: Yeah man Cindy wouldn't swallow last week so I gave her a bitchin pressure cooker to teach her a lesson. She gobbles that shit now.

Guy2: Wooord


pressure cooker
a place or situation of high personal stress (from a cooking vessel that does not allow air or water to escape below a certain pressure)
Example:
They found themselves in more of a pressure cooker than they expected.


Pressure Cooker
The most common nickname for the Donald W. Reynolds Razorback Stadium, located at the University of Arkansas in Fayetteville. The term was created around the beginning of the 2011 football season, when Arkansas began to "put on the pressure" and "cook" the opposition.
Example:
"Turn on the Pressure Cooker, chop up some onions and throw in the taters; we're having tiger tonight, boys!"

"Goddamn this is some good aggie.

Of course! Only the best meats are prepared in the Pressure Cooker."


Pressure-Cooker
When one is done taking a bad dump in a public bathroom stall, doesn’t flush, then locks the door from the inside and crawls out from underneath. This is done for the purposes of infecting said bathroom with a disgusting bouquet of farts and poo.
Example:
Hey man, smells like someone left a pressure-cooker in the 2nd floor bathroom. Probably better to go downstairs.


pressure cooker farts
The type of flatulence that sounds like it’s emanating from a pressure cooker.
Example:
I came into the kitchen, put my arms around my wife, and hearing the pressure cooker asked, “what’s for dinner, honey?” and was astounded when she simply said, “I don’t know - but I am having these unrelenting pressure cooker farts all afternoon!”


Pennsylvania pressure cooker
the act of securely fastening a plastic bag over a bitches head and proceeding to pound her until orgasm. Warning: Death is a possible outcome if you hold your nut too long.
Example:
yo, i gave my old lady a Pennsylvania pressure cooker last night and almost killed the ho!


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