prom date

when someone dates someone significantly younger than they are. for example - 26 and 18.



prom date
In golf, if you hit a putt and it goes around the entire circumfrence of the hole (the lip) but doesn't go in. All lip, no hole.
Example:
I thought that putt was going down, but it really was just a prom date.


prom date
When a 45 year old mullet wielding, fake-tan having, sunglass wearing, super dyke-type female calls your bat phone talking about going out together to get beers and then saying "whatever happens, happens" which ultimately gives you free reign to the merkin covered beefy curtain. This isn't just a regular date, it is the most special of dates and that being a prom date.
Example:
This bitch, who works with me, called me up stuttering and stammering about going out for some beers and when I told my friends about it, they said do you want us to book you a limo for your prom date?


Prom Dating
(n.) the condition of a semi-forced, semi-serious relationship resulting between two people who are going to prom together. This normally includes texting, brief hangouts, and any other activities that would "set up" the night of prom. Normally, such a relationship lasts from the instant when the dates decide to go together until the morning after prom.
Example:
Person 1: Hey so are George and Stacey together?

Person 2: No, they're just prom dating.


Prom Date Lies
When your prom date decides she cant go with you to prom and you make outrageous untrue lies about that person.
Example:
Kevin: Mick, Adam, what happened to your prom dates?

Mick: My date died in a murder rape suicide.

Adam: My date is pregnant. I just cant take a pregnant chick to prom.

Kevin: Those sound like Prom Date Lies.


Jesus' prom date
A term used to describe someone very old.
Example:
This lady was so old she must have been Jesus' prom date.

OR
That guy was so old he knew Jesus' prom date.


last minute prom date
The person you ask to or accept an invitation to prom from 7-14 days before the event. Usually a last minute attempt at not going to prom stag. Not usually a person you'd normally be caught dead hanging out with under normal circumstances.
Example:
Janine, a member of the math club was so excited when Bobby, a hockey player asked her to prom two weeks before the event. But Bobby only asked Janine as a last minute prom date because his former girlfriend Stacy, a cheerleader broke up with him two days before he asked Janine to go.


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