flowered

To get unexpectedly screwed over. Usually referred to in office lingo for getting screwed over on a travel schedule or promised conditions. Origination of the term is unknown.



flowered
To get sent to the other end of a ship for no necessary reason.
Example:
Chris Flowered my ass over to the Jamie's Italian but the newbuild guys hadn't put a podium in yet for the phone. I had to flower to the conference room and explain why no phones for Jamie.


flower
What is flower? We all know that flower is beautiful, but sadly, not for all. It is also a symbol of domestic abuse. This is because after husbands beat their wives, they give their wives a flower to cover their faults. Still, it is not enough to cover their faults because domestic abuse is DEFINITELY A CRIME.
Example:
I got a flower today. My husband gave me. Not because of wedding anniversary or whatever. It's because he abused me yesterday.


Flower
The most evil creature in the world, known for it's tendency to use humans as slaves in places known as "Gardens". These things take hours and hours of life away from their human slaves, and give nothing in return. There is only one creature more evil than a flower, and that is a kitten.
Example:
Geraniums ( flower ) suck my blood.


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