The beastin' capital of Rhode Island that's (still) run by the mob where you can be shot, stabbed, grab some Dell's
, watch the polluted river be lit on fire, go to college, and buy rims.
The phrases you'll most hear in Providence are ... "I know a guy .." "Yea, it fell off the back of a truck
." "Walking on cobblestones wouldn't be so hard if I wasn't drunk." "Oh, shit ! The popo's
!" - haha nobody says the last one.
It's a kickass town and nothing compares to it.
Suck on that Boston.
*Outsider drives into Providence*
outsider: "hello, i'm from greenwhich - what's that giant pineapple ?"
local: "that's federal hill
. dont go up tha if ya dont at least look italian."
outsider: "why thank you. what's that your drinking ?"
p-town local: "just some dell's
- with some absolut. mostly absolut."
outsider: well, now, umm ... is the river on FIRE !?!?"
p-town local: "huh. oh yea, it is. thats normal."
outsider: "is that a trannie ?!?!?"
p-town local: "yea. thats normal too."
welcome to p-town.