Undercarriage
If you are a little pudgy, your gut may sag down when doing push ups or copulating. This can be particularly unattractive as during vigorous sex, it may swing from side to side, back and forth, much like a metronome. In extreme cases, the folds of fat, or female breasts, may slap together making a sound not dissimilar to the sound of a sealion performing for food at shows at many zoos. This noise is known as flap or tat slapping.
Example:
"Dude, I was fucking Cindy in the ass"
"Awesome dude! How was it?"
"Great, but her undercarriage was swinging around, almost knocked me off balance"
"Eww. Sick dude"
"Dude, I was fucking Cindy in the ass"
"Awesome dude! How was it?"
"Great, but her undercarriage was swinging around, almost knocked me off balance"
"Eww. Sick dude"
rusty undercarriage
Example:
"I heard he has a rusty undercarriage."
"I heard he has a rusty undercarriage."
Undercarriage Polish
Undercarriage Marauder
A testament to ones cunnilingus skills. A shashbuckler of a females nether regions. A pirate of poonani...
Example:
Broads be calling us the Sailors of the South Mouth, a regular Brigadier General of the clit ...shit them hoes over there know me as Capt VanGyner the saltiest of all them Undercarriage Marauders.
Broads be calling us the Sailors of the South Mouth, a regular Brigadier General of the clit ...shit them hoes over there know me as Capt VanGyner the saltiest of all them Undercarriage Marauders.
Undercarriage Makeover
To wash, clean, tidy and if necessary, shave and trim, one’s genitals, taint or asshole. All three if circumstances warrant.
Example:
The prostitute dashed into the Wawa bathroom to do an undercarriage makeover after her last John filled her like a Boston cream donut.
The humidity was so swamp ass inducing that I had to freshen with an undercarriage makeover.
I gave myself and entire undercarriage makeover before my Grindr hook up arrived.
I looked like Chewbacca’s face down there so I cleaned up with an undercarriage makeover.
The prostitute dashed into the Wawa bathroom to do an undercarriage makeover after her last John filled her like a Boston cream donut.
The humidity was so swamp ass inducing that I had to freshen with an undercarriage makeover.
I gave myself and entire undercarriage makeover before my Grindr hook up arrived.
I looked like Chewbacca’s face down there so I cleaned up with an undercarriage makeover.
Tour Of The Undercarriage
To pretty much run someone down with your car and quickly drive over them, they come in from the front and exit out the rear, essentially giving them a tour of the underside of your car.
Example:
"He was talking all that shit at the club so when I caught him outside in my Taurus I gave him a tour of the undercarriage"
"He was talking all that shit at the club so when I caught him outside in my Taurus I gave him a tour of the undercarriage"
Washin the undercarriage
The quick shower that a man or woman will take prior to a scheduled bang session. This may be needed to remove dingleberries from the ass, or worse odors from the tuna casserole. Washin the undercarriage is needed but yet also a waste of time since all you're going to do is shoot a load in that twat.
Example:
"Before we have have sex tonight, I'm going to be washin the undercarriage since I just worked out at the gym." Said Sarah to her hot, huge dicked husband.
"Before we have have sex tonight, I'm going to be washin the undercarriage since I just worked out at the gym." Said Sarah to her hot, huge dicked husband.
moist undercarriage
When a over sized female looks at a young male with a over sized penis she tends to get moist in her pants, due to a sexual discharge of her vagina.