Hym

Abbreviation for "how do you mean?"(as opposed to "what do you mean?")This phrase is used when you understand what the person is saying, but not necessarily how they are applying itUsed especially by a British woman before calling you Love



HYM
A shortened version of "Hang Yourself Mate", and is NOT associated in any way with the ultimately angstier definition as "Hate Your Mom Syndrome".

Only to be used when in a situation when the only possible solution is to commit suicide by hanging.
Example:
Steve - "Aww man, have you seen the state of the singer of Sum 41? He looks like he got mad keen on the old Haagen Dazs"

Richard - "Fuck, check the state of that! He needs to fuckin' HYM!"


HYM
In most cases when you're texting and you see someone typed hym it means 'hush your mouth'

(You will normally see a person use'hym' by texting)
Example:
You- You're so stupid
Friend-hym!


HYMS
HYMS by definition means Hate Your Mom Syndrome. Cases can vary from mild cases to just not liking her to hating your mom so much that you could kill her. People with HYMS usually find themselves in daily situations where they hate their mother.
Example:
Tyler: Yo Dave, any HYMS recently?

Dave: No, how 'bout you?

Tyler: Yea last night my mom made me wash dishes when I

had my girlfriend over. Such a classic case of HYMS.

Dave: Man that blows.


Hym Iam
A schizo who has singlehandly posted thousands of unhinged definitions on urban dicitionary.

His definitons include crazy ramblings that nobody can understand except for his two personalities that talk in his head. Unsettling to read.
Example:
Here is one of the definitions for Hym Iam
The Uber-Mensch


Hym bump
The bump you get in subscriptions from Hym. From ?.34 mil to ?.39 mil? That's 50k! That's more subscriptions add than the guy that you are interviewing even has! Unbelievable! You gotta be the sorest fucking loser on the planet. I have to test this now...
Example:
Hym "You there! Idiot!"

Idiot 🤕 "No, please 🤕🖐️ Not again? Please! I'll do what ever you want this time. See!? 🤳 I already have my phone out."

Hym 😑 "Very well, have you heard of YoungRippa59?"

Idiot "No. Please I'm subscribing now..."
🤕
Hym 🤬👊 "Not yet you idiot! I haven't done the pitch yet! Ok. He started out posting reviews of comic book (stuff shows, movies, and books) and then shifted towards political commentary. His politics are the best (as he is not a chicken shit who only wishes to wield the government against his enemies) and NOW he has started his own comic book company so to compete directly with Marvel and DC! Isom #1 (his first comic) has already been released! Now go! Subscribe to his channel! Buy his book! He deserves it more than Dr. Jeepjorp! Go!!! Now!!"
*Shakes arm*
Idiot 🤕 "Ok! Stop I'll do it! Please!" 😭

Hym "Go! Give him the Hym Bump!"


Wait... You're NOT Hym
Hey, what happened to your wife? And why are you so militant about excising people who remind you of me from the discourse? What about them frightens you so? First Andy. Then Zerka. THEN Flousy. Why is it that every time another one pops up... THIS fucking guy always takes a hard-line stance against them? Wait... Waitwaitwait... You're not...
Example:
Wife "Wait... You're NOT Hym!?"

Just some fucking guy "Well... I am... And I'm not..."

Hym "Bwahahahahaha... Are they... Are they doing the thing? Ohohohoho... THAT! That would be hilarious! Seriously though... Her lil ass is adorable. High-pitch squeaky laugh. Wildly charming. If the answer is worse then... You know... Holler are your literally deity."


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