pushup

something I can't do



douchebag pushups
Pushups that are done rapidly and in bad form while waiting for a group exercise class to start. They are mainly performed by men trying to impress girls in the class.
Example:
That guy in the back is making a fool of himself by doing all those douchebag pushups before yoga class starts.


Korean pushup
1. noun. English. A Korean push-up has occurred when a man is laying on a bed or trampoline on his back, and a female performs fellatio in a "push-up" position hovering over him. Now that's not all! The female uses her muscular fortitude to push up and down on the surface area around the male, bouncing him up and down in her mouth. This bouncing motion is what gives the traditional fellatiatic look and feel to this move.

This act has a difficulty rating of 8.2, and should not be attempted by anyone suffering from weak arms, tennis elbow, arthritis of the wrist, or a bad back. Attempts made by an inexperienced participant, may lead to serious throat and/or neck injuries, not to mention what may happen to the guy...
Example:
1. I got seasick last night from all the Korean pushups my girl was giving me last night.

2. Wow, your girlfriend is getting some broad shoulders. You should have her stop all of the Korean pushups.

3. I have a great way for me to participate in your weight-loss....Korean pushups!

4. Whoever said working out is no fun had no idea what a Korean pushup was all about.


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