ponytail
a woman's hair arranged at the back of her head, held together with a band and to be used by a man as a handle while receiving oral sex from a willing female.A straight ponytail is
grasped near the base in a male's fist, medium grip. This allows nice control of the female's head, but is limiting due to awkward bending of the male's wrist. It is a
carpal tunnel syndrome hazard for men who receive a
high volume of blowjobs. The height of
the ponytail on the back of the woman's head can be adjusted for better torque.Another type of ponytail is the balled ponytail. The straight ponytail is simply folded under itself and tucked back into the band, resembling a ball of hair.
Grasped with an open palm, the fingers should meet at the band, thus the "ball" is contained in the man's hand. Called the "
palm sander" grip, it allows full control of the woman's head with no wrist strain.A third type of ponytail is the double ponytail. Two tails are formed toward the rear left and right sides of the female's head. A favorite among bikers as each tail can be grasped by a separate hand. The willing lady's head is steered like a motorcycle.Caution: though clearly sexual stimuli for men, it is important for men to remember women do not always view it in the same context. Women often use ponytails just to keep hair out of their faces. The confused male should never just assume when a woman's hair is in a ponytail her head is ready for mounting. He should always ask first.
ponytail
by Henderson_2015 on May 07, 2015 00:37:59
Where a girl puts her
hair up in a single
rubber band.
why:
So she can
smack a bitch
So she can smack someone in the face with her hair
To try and impress someone
To give head
It also the most impossible thing to do when you have messy, snarled hair i do not reccomend it you will look terrible unless you have bobby pins to fix that shit
Example:
Do you have
a bobby pin? I put
my hair in a ponytail and it looks like crap.
ponytail
by Kaecyy on Apr 01, 2006 04:01:47
(from a hairstyle popular with the people described, usage invented by Kaecyy in 2005)
A generally
amiable but hopelessly nerdy person-- not necessarily possessing an actual ponytail or even long hair-- who is usually immersed in a combination of science fiction and fantasy literature (and their derivatives), roleplaying games (often in their
live action varieties), the gothic-industrial subculture, and/or the historical reenactment of pre-industrial periods of European history (often at what are called "Renaissance
fairs")-- among other influences-- to or nearly to the point of lifestyle.
Example:
You talking shit about Patrick? Fuck you. Yeah so he's a bit of a ponytail, but he's ten times as nice as you. Yeah, YOU'RE one to talk. You've got a ponytail in the closet--
uh-huh, you know I'm talking about that
Darth Vader helmet. And the kilt. Suck
phaser, buddy.
ponytail
by Vaughn Shady on Feb 07, 2009 00:10:59
Ponytail is when a gay or bi guy gets mad at his balding lover for not satisfying him sexually. When his lover falls asleep, he jacks off on the guy's
bald spot and then affixes a
tube sock to it. The guy wakes up with a "ponytail". A variation of
the superman.
Ponytailer
by Erin, the greatest woman alive on Feb 28, 2011 03:12:59
A
ponytail holder as described by a man out of touch with pop culture. He hails from some weird state like MissourAAAAh. He recently met the greatest woman ALIVE and is thanking his
lucky stars on the daily that she has 'saved' him from a life full of
open source code and sausage parties.
Example:
My cat just ate my
ponytailer and is gonna be sick later.
My girlfriend keeps wearing my ponytailers home from my house in the morning...maybe I should cut
my hair short like a man...
ponytailable
by StacyStacy on Oct 13, 2010 12:01:37
An adjective used to describe a
length of hair, typically at the back of one's head, that can be
tied into a
ponytail.