the cock

Glorification of cock, with "the" added for comical benefit.



the cock
an elusive meaty organ for which many girls spend their days & nights devotedly searching, that they might extinguish the all-consuming heat of passion in their heart & soul--a yearning which begins as a twinge of desire between their legs, when luscious labia unfold unto the inner lips and clitoris and vaginal juices of pubescent longing for something deep within
Example:
As she was losing her virginity, she knew all too well that her firsttime lover was not the cock of her dreams, that he would never suffice, that she could not wait to embark upon her next great adventure; whereupon she began to devise just the plan to get his best friend alone in her room to try him out for size.


cock to cock
1) head to head; in a competitive sense, generally reserved for male participants.

2) cockhead to cockhead; in a sexual, possibly competitive sense, reserved for males and shemales, but could be anyone with access to a cock or dildo.
Example:
1) "Hey man, I'm a little nervous, I've gotta go cock to cock with Dave later at the foosball tournament, wish me luck.."

2) "Hey man, get your cock over here and we'll go cock to cock like we were talking about earlier.


cock to cock
1) head to head; in a competitive sense, generally reserved for male participants.

2) cockhead to cockhead; in a sexual, possibly competitive sense, reserved for males and shemales, but could be anyone with access to a cock or dildo.

Example:
1) "Hey man, I'm a little nervous, I've gotta go cock to cock with Dave later at the foosball tournament, wish me luck.."

2) "Hey man, get your cock over and we'll go cock to cock like we were talking about earlier. Go Red Sox!"


Cocking Cock
Noun: Someone who masturbates. A person who vigorously strokes their penis with their hand or other implement.

Verb: To masturbate. A play on words, like when you cock a gun, except you are cocking your cock.

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Example:
Example 1:

Person 1: Man, I need to stop masturbating so much.

Person 2: Dude, you're such a cocking cock.
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Example 2:

Person 1: Dude! Stop cocking your cock in my room!

Person 2: I can't help it! I'm such a cocking cock!


Cock
The largest cocks cannot be restrained within clothing; smaller cocks are more perky and active; however, most cock handlers find larger specimens to be far more aggressive and difficult to handle.

For the most part, cocks are very easy to take care of. Cocks require little more than regular attention, stimulation, and petting, but they should always be provided with plenty of room in which to grow.

It should also be noted that cocks can vary wildly in size - two cocks which originally began as the same size can exhibit a wide variety of size and girth, especially when handled correctly and with care to allow them to thrive in their current environment.

Cocks are well known for their tendency to declare their territory each morning via a glorious, profuse expulsion (usually a crowing noise). Whilst more frequent at sunrise, this display is not limited to a particular time of day.

However, it is hard to deny each morning, the glory of witnessing a hardy young cock exulting its vigor for all to behold. This ritual is one of the lesser-known pleasures of the countryside, which leaves any viewers well spent from the glory of that morning's experience.

Cocks, in general, are not usually handled roughly; however, like most things, this depends on the particular needs and constitution of the individual specimen - some of the more temperamental breeds may require a little discipline on occasion (especially if the individual has a habit of wandering).
Example:
A cock is a chicken. The hell did you want? A penis?


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