Cock pushups

It's when you fuckin' lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground.



cock pushups
Cock pushups is when you fucking lay down flat on the ground,
And you let your boner lift you up, off the ground.
Example:
Guy 1:Do you think this album will make us more successful with the ladies?
JB: Yeah, Iv'e been getting ready,Iv'e been doing cock pushups


cock pushup
to lift yourself off the ground... using only your boner

Example:
KG:Sex is a crucial component to the Kyle Gass Project. Now drop and give me one cock pushup.
JB: What's a cock pushup?
KG: What's a cock pushup? A cock push-up my friend, is when you lay on your stomach, and lift yourself of the ground with nothing but your boner


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