pylon

A defenseman in hockey who does absolutely nothing except for standing in front of the opposing team’s offense when they are on a breakaway hoping that they run into him so it looks like he’s actually doing something productive when in reality he should be a grocery stick because he is ass at everything else.



pylon
A Complete Idiot,Dumb ass or someone who is really quiet and loafs
Example:
joe crosses street without looking and gets hit by car.......... joe is a pylon


pylon
The orange traffic cone on the sides of the road near the intersections to determine when and where the lane changes and to warn you when and where
Example:
I have a pylon i stole and forced every one to sign


pylon
A motorist that drives at the posted speed limit or very close to it.

If we consider an observational reference frame at the posted speed limit, these motorists traveling at the posted speed limit are effectively stationary.

On larger roads, these "pylons" can be easily navigated around by any real drivers (motorists that travel safely while well above the posted speed limit).
Example:
On the road, there are two types of people:
Drivers, and pylons.


The Pylon
The act of coating one's fingers in the dust of Takis corn chips; connecting the tips of the thumb, index and ring fingers to form a cone shape; inserting the finger-cone into one's anus and spreading the fingers apart.
Example:
I called the Dollar General to see if they had any Taki's in stock; I'm hoping to perform The Pylon tonight.


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