Quantity
An expression used to indicate the awesome nature of a number of things, such as an event, physical object, or situation.
quantity
To get a lot of something that is good. Used to express your feeling of joy because you just aquired more of something.Quantity Surveyor
An adorable man who thinks only with numbers but when conversing with women talks only with the language of love. If he were an animal he'd be a mule, i.e. he lives in a group but when his time has come he walks alone in the desert and accepts his fate.
Example:
'Hey John I saw Rusty the other day, he's a Quantity Surveyor'...gasping, John replies 'wow Pete, I hear they are phallic gods with the brain power of Stephen Hawking'...'too true John, I'd give my left nut-sack and an hour of cunnilingus with Thora Herd's (RIP) rotting corpse to be a Quantity Surveyor'
'Hey John I saw Rusty the other day, he's a Quantity Surveyor'...gasping, John replies 'wow Pete, I hear they are phallic gods with the brain power of Stephen Hawking'...'too true John, I'd give my left nut-sack and an hour of cunnilingus with Thora Herd's (RIP) rotting corpse to be a Quantity Surveyor'
Quantity/Quality
noun - Quality over Quantity - Usefulness over Number of - 1. the ideal or idealism that the number of posts you have are more important than the content.(in an online forum.) 2. the ideal that hundreds of weaker units will defeat a smaller number of better units. like in Starcraft(a), Warcraft, Command and Conquer(b), Warhammer 40,000(c), and several other great real time strategies
Example:
1."Dude spam posting this one word crap in every topic, this isn't an MMOBB!"
"OMG!!!1 I want to have the h1ghest post count! Quantity/Quality!!"
2.a."Muwahahahaha Zerg Rush!"
"OH MY BUJEEPERS! Please don't overwelm me with the large umber of units you have!"
2.b."OMG!!!1 You think your 1,000 conscript infintry battalion can defeat my grizzly tanks? pffft!"
"You fool! Quantity/Quality1 Hoarding!"
2.c."My 3 squads of Space Marines will easily be able to defeat your 2 Chaos walker...things...that are really big."
1."Dude spam posting this one word crap in every topic, this isn't an MMOBB!"
"OMG!!!1 I want to have the h1ghest post count! Quantity/Quality!!"
2.a."Muwahahahaha Zerg Rush!"
"OH MY BUJEEPERS! Please don't overwelm me with the large umber of units you have!"
2.b."OMG!!!1 You think your 1,000 conscript infintry battalion can defeat my grizzly tanks? pffft!"
"You fool! Quantity/Quality1 Hoarding!"
2.c."My 3 squads of Space Marines will easily be able to defeat your 2 Chaos walker...things...that are really big."
mass quantities
mass quantities
A phrase used the SNL Coneheads to describe the consumption of food and beverages by enhaling whole bags of potato chips and six-packs at a time.
quality not quantity
Example:
Hey, stop laughing, it's quality not quantity that matters. You're still laughing. It's not THAT small, is it?
Hey, stop laughing, it's quality not quantity that matters. You're still laughing. It's not THAT small, is it?
Quality Not Quantity
Quality Not Quantity. A subject that has to be put straight forward with no jargon. It means choosing an object/person for its worthwhile, like a person that actually makes you happy than someone thats just there to look good and rather not engage love on a deeper level e,g,; only using you for ego boosts.
Example:
Girl 1: Your boyfriends a nerd, a freak and a creep. His looks are just off, he's a fake. Girl 2: Look, just because my boyfriend is not the "oh look at me my looks are stunning. Imma show off" ego typed, doesn't mean he's a fake. In fact getting to know him is a blessing. Every time I'm with him I have no fears or worries about myself with no self consiousnes. I love him for him, and for the sake that hes true to himself, NOT BECAUSE OF HIS LOOKS. IN FACT I SEE THROUGH EVERYONE WHOS THAT TYPED! Wanna know why? Because their all the bloody SAME SHIT ASSESS THAT ONLY CARE ABOUT THEMSELVES THAN THE PERSON THEIR WITH! Get you're facts right before you go judging someone. Your the creep here, not him. You're the fake for saying such a superficial thing. Quality Not Quantity Bitch!!!!!
Girl 1: Your boyfriends a nerd, a freak and a creep. His looks are just off, he's a fake. Girl 2: Look, just because my boyfriend is not the "oh look at me my looks are stunning. Imma show off" ego typed, doesn't mean he's a fake. In fact getting to know him is a blessing. Every time I'm with him I have no fears or worries about myself with no self consiousnes. I love him for him, and for the sake that hes true to himself, NOT BECAUSE OF HIS LOOKS. IN FACT I SEE THROUGH EVERYONE WHOS THAT TYPED! Wanna know why? Because their all the bloody SAME SHIT ASSESS THAT ONLY CARE ABOUT THEMSELVES THAN THE PERSON THEIR WITH! Get you're facts right before you go judging someone. Your the creep here, not him. You're the fake for saying such a superficial thing. Quality Not Quantity Bitch!!!!!
Quantity content
Opposite to: Quality content
- Content that is more focused on uploading/publishing rather than producing the best content just for the sake of their subscribers/followers
- Content that is more focused on uploading/publishing rather than producing the best content just for the sake of their subscribers/followers
Quantity Surveyor
The most slimy, greedy, biggest con-merchant wankers in construction industry. Always altering/chopping and changing costs like an evil Sith Lord at the expense of poor white man subcontractor who is feeding his family on 12 pence per day.
Trying to understand a QS who is justifying an horrifically/disgusting high cost to you using a spreadsheet which looks as if it was created by Stephen Hawking is like a Finnish man trying to understand the entire Qur'an off by heart in less than 12 hours.
Most of them have little construction technology knowledge and exist only to tinker around on Microsoft Excel like a child on candycrush.
If you want to work in construction, don't be a wanker Quantity Surveyor. (I recommend being an architect, you get to wear trendy glasses and drive a Saab around like a boss).
Trying to understand a QS who is justifying an horrifically/disgusting high cost to you using a spreadsheet which looks as if it was created by Stephen Hawking is like a Finnish man trying to understand the entire Qur'an off by heart in less than 12 hours.
Most of them have little construction technology knowledge and exist only to tinker around on Microsoft Excel like a child on candycrush.
If you want to work in construction, don't be a wanker Quantity Surveyor. (I recommend being an architect, you get to wear trendy glasses and drive a Saab around like a boss).
Example:
'That Quantity Surveyor charged me £20,000 for a toilet seat and he's still holding money we were owed by the contractor 2 years ago - nobhead!'
'That Quantity Surveyor charged me £20,000 for a toilet seat and he's still holding money we were owed by the contractor 2 years ago - nobhead!'