Rectal Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Rectal

When someone walks behind another person, puts their thumb, index finger, and middle finger together and swings it forward into the other person's anus. They will sometimes lift you up or move their fingers around. They will also most likely yell, RECTAAAAAL!!!

Rectal

by YOURFAVEMILY on Jan 21, 2020 05:24:05

Rectal has two meanings

1- in a good way like if you catch a 8 lb fish it is rectal

2- in a bad way like if you are stuck at a family reunion and you want to leave and text your mom “ this is rectal can we leave?!!!”

It gets confusing at times

^examples above^

Example:
It’s rectal if you don’t catch a 8lb fish but it is if you do

Rectals

by B. Miller on Oct 23, 2003 07:33:24

a.k.a. Sliders. A greesy late night mini-hamburger, most likely purchased from White Castle, usually causing severe pelvic discomfort and bowel instability when consumed.

Example:
Man, I'm drunk and it doesn't look like I'm gonna get laid, let's go get some rectals!

rectal

by E_Dawg on Jan 11, 2009 13:25:46

Rectal is deeper than anal. In other words, someone who is rectal pays FAR deeper attention to detail than someone who is anal.

Example:
Person1: This is ridiculous. I have to get ALL the points right to pass the test?

Person2: Yeah, and to make it worse, if you mispronounce one word or if you take too long or too short of a break in between, you fail.

Person1: That's unfair! Why is the teacher so anal?

Person2: She's more than just anal. She's rectal!

Rectallence

by bonobogirl1 on Aug 10, 2009 01:13:17

Achieving excellence from pain in the ass experiences.

Example:
That horrible breakup actually allowed me to achieve some rectallence in so many other areas of my life, it was totally worth it!

rectal

by snapkrackle on Oct 27, 2010 23:06:36

When someone is not only being anal retentive, but is also being an asshole about it.

Example:
Are you some kind of idiot? I said I wanted diet Coke with light ice and two lemon wedges. This clearly has medium ice and only one lemon wedge. Let me talk to your manager!

Jeez, Gordon Ramsey, you don't have to be so rectal about it.

rectal

by rian on Feb 15, 2005 06:13:32

of or to do with the asscrack

Example:
John is a f**king rectal rim polisher!!

Rectally

by Juss' Jess' Jesse on Jan 09, 2019 22:10:42

Adv.

When one is behaving in any assholish manner.

Example:
Watch out for JoeJackJimBob, he's rectally again today.

Rectal Reptile

by Phuqit on Oct 10, 2006 06:12:41

A huge turd, comprising nearly the entire contents of the large intestine, that gets deposited in one piece and coils around the bowl a few times.

Example:
Guess I'm eating enough fiber, 'cause I almost clogged the damn toilet with that rectal reptile!

rectal rocketry

by I, Wreckerrr on Jan 03, 2017 21:01:12

The study of the propulsion of objects due to flatulence.

Example:
After the chili dinner, the engineering team had the opportunity to study rectal rocketry!

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