breakup
The word "breakup" should never be used with marriage. A breakup is
a bummer, a divorce is a
tragedy.Now, for a man, a breakup is usually the best decision you could ever make. Generally, leaving a girl you don't see yourself with is tough but ultimately awesome. And if she broke up with you, that's a drag but that's proof of her lack of good judgment.
Ditch her.For a woman, though, a breakup is one of the worst things that you could ever do. For any man to tie himself down to a woman at all in this culture is an incredible thing - you don't know what you're missing. Ladies, if you were the one broken up with, sorry - Jesus is the only man you can count on to never leave you, all the rest can be
flakes.Worth saying - if you're not a man or woman, but rather a boy or a girl,
get over it. You're too young to care about breakups.And
yes I'm still bitter. Of course.
That breakup
by MMae24 on Mar 31, 2021 11:13:36
That
breakup is the breakup you’ll always remember, the person you lost will always be carried in your heart no matter how many people may enter your life they will always have a claim on that small part of you. That breakup will not hold any anger or hate but just
true emptiness as you know that person could have been your forever.
[Breakup]
by Kellyelly123 on Aug 04, 2008 04:49:05
When two people who were in a relationship have decided to
end it. And they
ither A) avoid each other. B) Hate each other. Or C) Are still
good friends.
Drive-by Breakup
by waterheart on Jul 26, 2016 01:12:07
The destruction of a relationship (any kind, including marriage) by one person in one of two ways:
1. Knowingly blaming everything on the other person, projecting and using every single nasty
thing one can think of to hurt the other and destroy the relationship willingly.
2. Unknowingly blaming everything on the other person, projecting and using every single nasty thing one can think of to hurt the other and destroy the relationship willingly.
The result of either of these 2 sub-definitions is the same: the other person (the victim of the Drive-by Breakup) is in the equivalent position of a
drive-by shooting victim: lying on the side of the street,
bleeding out and mortally-wounded
Example:
"Wow. That
drive-by breakup was really bad!"
"Man,
I'm telling you, it killed him.
Drive-by breakups are no joke!"
"Watch out, you're headed for a drive-by breakup if you hook up with that person!"
Breakup Party
by XDaFenirX on Sep 10, 2010 23:00:14
When somebody (usually a girl or gay guy) has a breakup and they have a
slumber party with one or a few close friends where they eat
tonnes of icecream and fatty foods and bitch about their
ex's or let out their emotions.
Example:
Amy: "
Nicola...me and Jace broke up."
Nicola: "Oh my god are you ok? Thats it I'm coming over and were having a
Breakup party, i'll get the
icecream."
Facebook Breakup
by Miselaineous on Aug 15, 2008 01:37:42
The embarrassing misinformation that goes out to all your friends when one of a couple edits their Facebook profile, and makes a change in relationship
status that isn't echoed by their Facebook-listed lover. Suddenly
235 people learn that "Suzie and Sally ended their relationship" and the
commiseration starts pouring in.