richter scale

n. high quality crackor coke.



Richter Scale
Officially a measurement of the energy released by an earthquake, this is often used as a measurement of anything extreme. Something described as 'Off the Richter' or 'Off the Richter Scale' is particularly dramatic.
Example:
"That wipeout measured 7 on the Richter Scale!"


Richter Scale
A scale used to measure the size of a woman's breasts, going from one to ten. After a ten on the richter scale, the chest is known only as a BTS (bender of time and space).
Example:
Dag, that bitch was like a 9 on the richter scale.


Anal Richter Scale
a scale which determines how much seismic anal activity is going on, commonly found in laboratories on the anal fault lines in the Cinnamon Ring of Fire, which is a ring of anal volcanoes throughout the pacific. When the anal richter scale hits a 10.0, code red anal is apparent and people flee to save their assholes
Example:
Seismologist 1: Oh my god! We have code red anal, I repeat, code red anal! Evacuate Hawaii before a oop attackhits them with g forces of an anal nuclear H bomb!

Seisomolgist 2: AHHH! The poo! Hit the deck and plug your assholes! This could get messy!


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