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cranial

Another term for being way too fucked up off a substance.

Cranial

by grepclue on May 30, 2007 00:28:00

1: Deceptive synonym for "boneheaded." Useful as a parting comment as it may take several moments to discover what the now absent speaker meant.
2: To speak beyond one's faculties

Example:
1: "Your thoughts on the war in Iraq are very cranial"
2: "He wanted to be cerebral, but came across very cranial"

cranial rectitis

by Dan1271 on Oct 24, 2007 03:52:28

1. n. A condition noted by behaving in such a puerile, obnoxious, and moronic manner as to have one's head up his or her ass. Note that things are dark and smelly for someone with this condition.
2. When someone is severely afflicted to the point that his or her shoulders are two-blocked against the buttocks, this is known as "perpendicular cranial rectitis."

Example:
Why do all those Hollywood idiots have such cranial rectitis?
Boy, Harry Reid debates with all the intellectual acumen of SpongeBob SquarePants. How did he contract perpendicular cranial rectitis?

Cranial Rectumitis

by Travelin Neil on Jun 23, 2006 04:12:09

A condition where the head is stuck up one's rectum, preventing this individual from seeing and discerning facts. Usually treated by a Glassectomy

See Also: Head Rectumitis, Cranial Rectal Inversion

Example:
That jerk has severe Cranial Rectumitis and needs a Glassectomy!

cranial rectosis

by enchanted1 on Oct 10, 2003 01:41:58

condition. person that has their head up their ass.

Example:
"My boss has cranial rectosis"

Cranial Rectimitus

by Tron Engewar on Feb 03, 2008 19:04:26

The serious medical condition where the sufferer is known to have their head lodged firmly and permanently up their own ass. Symptoms are readily apparent in the patient's behavior and verbal interactions.

Example:
Ross' behavior was nigh on inexplicable... the only possible explantion for his asinine behavior was a terminal case of Cranial Rectimitus.

Cranial Rectitus

by K-Krunk on Nov 05, 2017 16:28:17

A severe medical condition caused by excessive arrogance and ignorance resulting in one's head becoming lodged into their anal rectal region.

Example:
My customer was yelling and belittling me . I determined he suffered from Cranial Rectitus.

cranial fecalitis

by zdarius on Feb 10, 2010 16:02:50

Shit for brains. Cranial- pertaining to the head. Fecal- Pertaining to excrement. -itis: this is added in order to make the word more medically appropriate. Not to be confused with -itis in reference to the drowsy after effect of eating a large meal.

Example:
I think John got some cranial fecalitis!

What are you suffering from, cranial fecalitis?

cranial rectologist

by Brown Noserologist on Nov 07, 2010 10:32:34

Someone who appears to be very smart, but has their head up their ass when it comes to making an important decision.

Example:
A cranial rectologist is a colleague or friend.

Cranial Flatulence

by Krystra on Jul 24, 2013 06:11:18

crude definition:"brain fart"

Example:
Susan: "During my entrance-exam, I totally had a bad case of cranial flatulence"

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