waffle iron

The act of ejaculating into any fleshy fold



waffle iron
The waffle iron, simply put, is taking a dump on a persons chest, picking up a tennis raquet, and smacking the poo from the top with the raquet. Thus, creating a "waffle iron" effect on the feces.
Example:
while he was passed out, instead of writing on mike, we decided to give him a waffle iron.


waffle iron
A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl from behind, while holding her face into a chain-link fence. You hold her face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown your load.

When she removes her face from the fence, it will have the marks in it, making her face look like it's been put in a waffle iron.
Example:
Richard wants to break my face after he saw the Waffle Iron I gave his sister!


waffle iron
A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl or guy from behind, while holding their face into a chain-link fence. You hold their face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown their mind.

When they remove their face from the fence, they will be left with waffle marks.
Example:
Richard wanted to break my face after he looked in the mirror and saw the Waffle Iron I gave him!


Waffle Iron
The act of dropping a deuce upon somebodies laptop keyboard then closing it to smoosh all the poo around. When that sombody decides to write his term paper later that night, he's in for a stinky, sticky surprise. It's great for any occasion.
Example:
You cut that shit out, or I'll give your laptop a good ol' waffle iron.


Waffle Iron
Occurs when a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman, but instead of ejaculating in her vagina he pulls out his penis and ejaculates on her face. He then grabs her by the back of her head with one hand, grabs his scrotum with his other, and uses his sack to smear the semen around her face, simulating waffle batter in a waffle iron.

Works best from missionary position.
Doggy also works if she has long enough hair that you can grab and pull her head back, just be careful not to knee your woman in the back of the head when your getting in your jizzin' position!
Example:
Waffle Iron


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