bird shit
Example:
Bird 1: man i need to shit
Bird 2: well then do a bird shit
Cow: I wish i could do a bird shit :(
Bird 1: man i need to shit
Bird 2: well then do a bird shit
Cow: I wish i could do a bird shit :(
bird shit
Condors that are secretly against you and your car and attacks with plot and poop strategies. Damages range from small brown/white poop marks to large green disgusting ones. Ultimately leading to you taking your vehicle to a car wash.
Example:
Bob: So what your doing this weekend mike?
Mike: F***ing cleaning my car, look at all that BIRD SHIT! F***ing pigeons.
Bob: So what your doing this weekend mike?
Mike: F***ing cleaning my car, look at all that BIRD SHIT! F***ing pigeons.
bird shit
When you follow someone on Twitter - just to be nice and give them a follower or two - and then they incessantly tweet at you about nothing, about shit you really don't give a damn about.
And you get bird shit on about 10 times in a row.
And you get bird shit on about 10 times in a row.
Example:
Incoming Bird Shit - I'm going to the #Food Lion - what should I buy?
Incoming Bird Shit - Should I wear the #white t shirt or the #yellow?
Incoming Bird Shit - @noname, you are so #right
Incoming Bird Shit - I'm going to the #Food Lion - what should I buy?
Incoming Bird Shit - Should I wear the #white t shirt or the #yellow?
Incoming Bird Shit - @noname, you are so #right
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Bird Shit
When a person goes the bathroom and plays Angry Birds. This usually involves sitting on the toilet for so long that your legs fall asleep.
Example:
Coworker : Man where have you been for the last hour?
Me : I had to take a bird shit its been a stressful day.
Coworker : I had one of those last week.
Coworker : Man where have you been for the last hour?
Me : I had to take a bird shit its been a stressful day.
Coworker : I had one of those last week.
Bird shitting
Example:
Omg is that bird shit on you ?
Haha oh no it was some guy wanking over the balcony and bird shitting on you
Omg is that bird shit on you ?
Haha oh no it was some guy wanking over the balcony and bird shitting on you
Bird Shitting
Bird shitting is when you have a long enough penis, to insert it, into your anus and ejaculate.
Instead of using a dirty old shirt or sock, just swallow it up with your anus mouth.
Instead of using a dirty old shirt or sock, just swallow it up with your anus mouth.
Bird Shit
A creamy white shit stuff that comes out of the butt-hole of a bird. Sometimes it can be green, orange, red, and many varieties of colors, many depending on the food the bird eats.
Example:
Madi Holy slut kangaroo, that Bird Shit is orange!
Kenna Must be eating some mangos.
Madi AWHH SHOOT!
Madi Holy slut kangaroo, that Bird Shit is orange!
Kenna Must be eating some mangos.
Madi AWHH SHOOT!