squirrel
Those little furry bastards that dart out into the road when you're tryin to change the radio station, thereby causing you to swerve your car, narrowly miss that innocent tree and hit the yard full of kids play lawn darts...squirrel
Example:
guy #1: that hoe is such a squirrel
guy #2: yea every time i turn around
she got a mouth full of nuts
guy #1: that hoe is such a squirrel
guy #2: yea every time i turn around
she got a mouth full of nuts
squirrel
Example:
1. Let's go shoot some squirrels with my BB gun.
2. Quit being such a squirrel. You're getting on my fucking nerves.
1. Let's go shoot some squirrels with my BB gun.
2. Quit being such a squirrel. You're getting on my fucking nerves.
squirrel
Example:
Squirrel: How are you gentlemen! All your base are belong to us. you are on your want to destruction!
Nasa: We are sorry to inform that we are no longer receiving signals from echo419.
Squirrel: How are you gentlemen! All your base are belong to us. you are on your want to destruction!
Nasa: We are sorry to inform that we are no longer receiving signals from echo419.
squirrel
Those cute, fuzzy creatures that steal your tulip bulbs and then subsequently forget where they hid them.
Example:
That damn squirrel rearranged my flower bed in this seemigly random pattern. Hmmm...it looks good.
That damn squirrel rearranged my flower bed in this seemigly random pattern. Hmmm...it looks good.
squirrel
a person who is constantly listening to you and whenever you do something weird he says IM CALLING PETA
squirrel
Example:
"see her? squirrel!
...thats my squirrel."
or
"hey man that was my squirrel you just hit on"
"see her? squirrel!
...thats my squirrel."
or
"hey man that was my squirrel you just hit on"
squirrel
Nature's little terrorists- like shutting down power by suicide bombing the power lines and making nests so that cars won't start. in russia, there is a little town being overrun by squirrels as two large dogs and a baby have already been eaten by them. usually three types- grey, red fox, albino, black, and flying. natural habitats- forests and on the side of the road.
Example:
Those damn squirrels just shut our power off again! i swear those little terrorists are overruning our city!
Those damn squirrels just shut our power off again! i swear those little terrorists are overruning our city!
squirrel
Noun - derogatory - a name for an overzealous emergency responder who rushes to the scene of an emergency in an effort to help, but is often a liability to other responders' efforts.
Verb - (not derogatory) - in firefighting/EMS/rescue, to actively pursue 911 calls to run, especially outside of your first due.
-also: stealing good 911 calls (fires) from other units
Verb - (not derogatory) - in firefighting/EMS/rescue, to actively pursue 911 calls to run, especially outside of your first due.
-also: stealing good 911 calls (fires) from other units
Example:
"Jimmy is such a squirrel! He's always listening for alarm bells on the scanner to run in and save the day, even when it isn't his assignment."
"Engine 6 is out in 44's area squirreling calls. They've caught 2 ALS calls today, but no fire"
"Jimmy is such a squirrel! He's always listening for alarm bells on the scanner to run in and save the day, even when it isn't his assignment."
"Engine 6 is out in 44's area squirreling calls. They've caught 2 ALS calls today, but no fire"