Callahan
by George Henry on Oct 29, 2007 03:04:21
Using ones left hand to
flitter and
twiddle the external genitalia, or snatch of a clueless female who is trying unsuccessfully to be humorous or witty.
At the recent Texas vs.
Nebraska college football game, a female Nebraska fan (Who thought she was being quite funny.) was seen wearing a shirt with the slogan: Callahan This. The shirt also had a large arrow pointing down to the minge.
Example:
“She thought she was being hilarious, so I
Callahaned her.”
“When my girlfriend tells a
bad joke,
I laugh sarcastically really loud and then Callahan her cooter.”
Callahan
by SureIloveyoudarling on Aug 17, 2009 13:48:46
Callahan
by ・Your local idiot・ on Nov 19, 2021 17:02:59
Callahan
by EveryGirlEver6969 on Nov 15, 2018 11:48:06
Typically a dude who is chill but overprotective. He will beat someone
up over something small. He loves to chill with friends and
play Xbox. He is a
hypeman. When he gets mad he gets really mad. He is a crazy dude with a ability to never show emotion but he will show madness
Example:
“Yeah, a
broke my
nose cuz of Callahan.”
“Guys shut up it’s Callahan!”
Callahan
by Ultimate Weirdo on Feb 22, 2020 02:44:07
(noun) An event in
ultimate frisbee in which a defender catches the disc in their own end-zone, thereby scoring an immediate point at the
turnover.
(verb) The action of the defensive move in
Ultimate Frisbee by which one catches the disc in their own end-zone, thereby scoring an immediate point at the turnover.
Example:
(noun) Wow, did you
see how Seth caught that Callahan last
point?
(verb) Wow, did you see how Seth Callahanned last point?
Callahan
by Goulet198 on Sep 15, 2009 21:51:01
Example:
The orderlies at the Mohecan
elderly home on fox news were
quoted "These Callahans just don't realize how little they are capable of anymore. They're stuck in the past, believing they are still playing
college football with their leather helmets."
A Callahan
by psyfloperator on Nov 19, 2020 09:37:53
When you screw over your soldiers or employees because you can't get over your own bitterness. Applies to all people who
revel in ruining the lives of others because of their own whimsical opinions. Common symptoms of "A Callahan" include
Napoleon Complex,
little dick syndrome, and others.
Example:
"Dude, my boss won't let me take vacation for my
honeymoon. He's pulling
a Callahan on me."
"I literally had COVID but my professor won't let me make up the exam. What a Callahan."
callahan
by hotdish on Mar 28, 2009 09:47:03
callahan
by dreamsmpfacts on Jan 26, 2021 10:30:53
a friend of
the dream team, and server operator on the
dreamsmp he doesnt speak or show his face online, but is considered one of the funniest people on the dream smp just by using in game chat
his
minecraft skin is captain america in a reindeer onesie
Example:
dsmp fan 1: did you see what
Callahan just said
dsmp fan 2: yeah, he is so funny and he doesnt even talk!