shit faced

sooo drunk, high, outta it that u have NO idea whats happenin



shit faced
To be completely drunk
Example:
Tom is so shit faced


shit faced
so drunk that your head spins in a million directions and often causes the urge to take off clothing and screw till there is no tommorow
Example:
I got so shit faced I slept with a knome


shit faced
When you drink so much that you end up using the toilet with your face - instead of shitting with your ass, one shits (pukes) with their face. This usually occurs at the end of a drinking binge or as part of the hangover experience.
Example:
"Lets go out and get shit faced!"


shit faced
so fucking drunk that your toes look like shrooms and your head feels like its spinning in a million different directoins(often causes dizzyness, iregular behavior, and regular urges to remove clothing)
Example:
I was so shit faced last night that I went streaking


shit faced
When you get so drunk that you give people head without knowing it and get introuble by everyone because your so shitfaced that you tell everyone and dont even know it.
Example:
I was so shit faced last night i gave that guy head!!!


shit faced
The result of drinking alot of alcohol, you usally get shit faced when you feel like throwing up, you also get shit faced in the morning when the hang over starts.
So really, shit faced is the period of when you feel like shit after drinking.
Example:
Bar Tender - NO ! you have had too much for tonight !
Drinker - Gimme some booze dammit !
Bar Tender - OK ! but only ONE more, you'll end up shit faced and pass out !
Drinker - THANK DRUNK IM GOD !


shit faced
Shit Faced: from the Latin "shitibus faceibus".

1) To have one's entire face covered in feces.
2) To become so intoxicated/high that you act like an asshole/whore/your math teacher and perform things/sexual acts that you would never do in your right mind.
Example:
1) Because my face is covered in shit, I am shit faced.
2) God, after those 15 bottle of scotch, I was shit faced and woke up next to my math teacher.


shit faced
to get extremely drunk and start spilling secrets unwanted
Example:
"mate you were so shit faced yesterday"

"i wasnt"
"you told a random guy at the bar that you sucked your sisters best friends tits in 4th grade"
"fuck i thought id never say that"
"whaaaa???!!"


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