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the laws

police, john law, gendarmes, troopers, 'officials', e.t.c.'the laws' was used by warren beatty in the film 'bonnie and clyde' re: the appearance of the police.this term is one of my personal favorites! it is short, sweet, somewhat ignorant, the truth; and generally brilliant! here indeed, DO come the laws!!

In-law in-law

by Uncle Des on Aug 10, 2010 08:36:27

Your spouse's brother's/sister's spouse. Basically someone who will never be related to your kids, so you don't have to give a shit about. The feeling is mutual.

Example:
Your Wife: "My brother Todd's wife is such a cow!"

You: "Who gives a rat's? She's my in-law in-law."

Law's Law

by MonsieurLaw on Dec 06, 2011 14:55:18

A mathematical equation representing productivity (especially on all nighters). It is as following:

P = (1/C*S)(E)

Where P is productivity, C is the catchiness of the song playing, S is sleepiness, and E is energy drinks consumed in the last hour.

Example:
Bro 1: Man, I had a shitton of homework last night.
Bro 2: Did you at least get it all done?
Bro 1: Law's Law, bro.

By law

by malignanttumour on May 14, 2019 09:21:40

Another word for "technically."

Example:
Teacher: You didn't show your work on the homework
Student: It doesn't say "show your work," so by law I don't have to

Will-Law

by ChaiKittyBurps on Jul 14, 2021 06:07:30

The act in which you are brutally honest with a friend, mainly about their crush/partner etc., as they're blinded by their own 'romantic' feelings. No feelings are spared just cos you're friends.

Example:
"I am gonna Will-Law you. He is not worth it, he's just plain rude."

In-Laws

by This is crazy on Apr 01, 2013 02:50:23

People who don't like you and are constantly talking about you, spreading slander on Urban Dictionary!

Example:
Oh, you haven't met (insert word) until you've met my in-laws!

In-law

by Wedding Crasher on Aug 04, 2010 11:40:57

Someone who will be a prime suspect after your murder. Usually mother-In-laws are the worst, not because of their hatred of you, but because the will question you to death.

Example:
Stereotypical veteran father-in-law: "Let me show you my M14."

Mother-in-law: "You should take better care of the kids, they're only 21 you know."

law

by Walex on Dec 11, 2003 12:39:25

The defintion of this word has been removed since it has been deemed unlawful to display it in public domain, under ammendment 15th to the convention treaty of 1987.

See section 7B for further details.

Example:
<censored> has recently been used against the in order to demonstrate the of .

law

by A Box of Signs on Oct 15, 2009 14:02:49

A code of conduct to which everyone is held accountable but nobody is expected to understand in the first place, which is furthermore created by the same class of people who charge an arm and a leg to interpret it whenever it must be applied.

Example:
Disclaimer: As you are accountable under the law and failure to act in compliance with it may cost you your life, liberty and/or property, do NOT attempt to act, live or exist, nor to refrain from acting, living or existing under the law without the advice of a licensed attorney.

the law

by southerngirl on Feb 27, 2004 00:28:46

Law enforcement agents, most often the police.

Example:
Call the law, they shooting!

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