Pittsburgh Pirates

A once proud institution who pisses away a loyal following with obviously bad, money-influenced decisions.The thrift store for all other major league baseball teams.A monetary drain upon a city that keeps asking for more and more while continuing to offer less and less. Akin to flushing one's money down a toilet.The response to the question: can a professional baseball team both suck and blow at the same time?Complete embarassment.



Pittsburgh Pirate
A violent sexual act involving the thrusting of a an erect penis into a partner's open eye followed by kicking said partner's leg in a manner severe enough to cause significant pain and/or damage, temporarily giving them the appearance of a one-eyed, peg-legged pirate.
Example:
Things were going great with Emily until I gave her a Pittsburgh Pirate. Apparently most chicks aren't willing to lose the use of their limbs or eyes for the sake of unparalleled eroticism and unprecedented sexual gratification. Women.


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