splash-back

When you take a big crap and you terd lands in such a way that the dirty toilet water splashes back up at your ass getting you all wet. Usually refered to when your launching Ass Rockets.



Splash-Back
The urine in which splashes back and leaves wet spots on pants/shorts, underwear, and shirt. Normally happens to guys who forget to aim down, or when you really have to go.
Example:
Person1:"I see you got a little splash-back on your pants there. Tough luck dude."

Person2:"I know, but I had to go really bad and was in hurry."

Person1:"Aim down man, aim down."


stinky splash back
When someone who has an extreme case of diarrhoea that when this person excreates with a certain amount of excessive force it ricochets of the bowl and splatters on the persons back is also a common sexual technique amongst mongolian sadists
Example:
dddddddddddduuuuuude I so need a shower, i jst had a major case of a stinky splash back. Damn mexican food


Salt Lake City Splash Back
While receiving or giving a "Blumpkin, a log of shit hits the toilet water at a force large enough to create a splash of water, striking the face of the Blumpkin giver.

Only possible during a "Blumpkin"

Toilet water must strike the head/ face of the giver
Example:
Miguel: "Yooo, nigga, Cindy was giving me a Blumpkin last night and one of my logs hit that water so hard that it splashed her in the face"

Dan: "real nigga shit?"

Patek: "Daaaammm, you hit that THOT with that Salt Lake City Splash Back"

Miguel: "Gs up, hoes down"


back splash
When a heavy and/or furiously excreted turd hits the toilet water so hard that it causes a splash of water to jump up and stain your upper body clothing.
Example:
God damn Son! I suffered a major back splash when i dropped the kids at the pool just now! All my shit be shitty as a shitty ass mutha fucker!


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