splash-back
When you take a big crap and you terd lands in such a way that the dirty toilet water splashes back up at your ass getting you all wet. Usually refered to when your launching Ass Rockets.splash back
Splash-Back
The urine in which splashes back and leaves wet spots on pants/shorts, underwear, and shirt. Normally happens to guys who forget to aim down, or when you really have to go.
Example:
Person1:"I see you got a little splash-back on your pants there. Tough luck dude."
Person2:"I know, but I had to go really bad and was in hurry."
Person1:"Aim down man, aim down."
Person1:"I see you got a little splash-back on your pants there. Tough luck dude."
Person2:"I know, but I had to go really bad and was in hurry."
Person1:"Aim down man, aim down."
The Splash Back
When you are doing your business and stand to close to the urinal and a splash of urine gets on your clothes.
Example:
Don't stand to close to the urinal or you will get The Splash Back and stain your white shorts.
Don't stand to close to the urinal or you will get The Splash Back and stain your white shorts.
Splash back
When you take a heavy shit, and the water splashes back up, soaking your butthole. Usually in reference to an overused port-o-jon.
AKA stank water wash, mud cleanse, poor man's bidet.
AKA stank water wash, mud cleanse, poor man's bidet.
Example:
There's nothing worse that dropping a duce in a port-o-jon that hasn't been pumped out in weeks, and getting a splash back.
There's nothing worse that dropping a duce in a port-o-jon that hasn't been pumped out in weeks, and getting a splash back.
climactic splash back
when someone is masturbating, while in the middle of discretion, and they synchronize the orgasm and there splash back.
stinky splash back
When someone who has an extreme case of diarrhoea that when this person excreates with a certain amount of excessive force it ricochets of the bowl and splatters on the persons back is also a common sexual technique amongst mongolian sadists
Example:
dddddddddddduuuuuude I so need a shower, i jst had a major case of a stinky splash back. Damn mexican food
dddddddddddduuuuuude I so need a shower, i jst had a major case of a stinky splash back. Damn mexican food
Salt Lake City Splash Back
While receiving or giving a "Blumpkin, a log of shit hits the toilet water at a force large enough to create a splash of water, striking the face of the Blumpkin giver.
Only possible during a "Blumpkin"
Toilet water must strike the head/ face of the giver
Only possible during a "Blumpkin"
Toilet water must strike the head/ face of the giver
Example:
Miguel: "Yooo, nigga, Cindy was giving me a Blumpkin last night and one of my logs hit that water so hard that it splashed her in the face"
Dan: "real nigga shit?"
Patek: "Daaaammm, you hit that THOT with that Salt Lake City Splash Back"
Miguel: "Gs up, hoes down"
Miguel: "Yooo, nigga, Cindy was giving me a Blumpkin last night and one of my logs hit that water so hard that it splashed her in the face"
Dan: "real nigga shit?"
Patek: "Daaaammm, you hit that THOT with that Salt Lake City Splash Back"
Miguel: "Gs up, hoes down"
back splash
When a heavy and/or furiously excreted turd hits the toilet water so hard that it causes a splash of water to jump up and stain your upper body clothing.
Example:
God damn Son! I suffered a major back splash when i dropped the kids at the pool just now! All my shit be shitty as a shitty ass mutha fucker!
God damn Son! I suffered a major back splash when i dropped the kids at the pool just now! All my shit be shitty as a shitty ass mutha fucker!