carpet-bagging
A female sporting large & hairy outer labia puts that labia on ones face, often a in a prank like manner. Carpet bagging is similar to the male act of tea bagging.carpet bag
Mary Poppins's Carpet Bag
Example:
She has a fanny like Mary Poppins's Carpet Bag!
She has a fanny like Mary Poppins's Carpet Bag!