shit the fuck

alternative to 'shit the bed', perhaps used to express a greater degree of surprise or concern



Shit The Fuck
When something happens that is so unexpected, you just have no clue on what to say, so you say shit the fuck. It shows confusion, anger, and dismay.
Example:
I was playing my new copy of COD4 when suddenly, the image on the TV changed to some guy giving Oprah a titwash. Shit the fuck!


shit is fucked
Completely and totally screwed, fucked up, wack or absurd.
Example:
"You see that sweet mami, dawg?"
"Dat mami's a dude, dude!"
"Dat shit is fucked B!"


Shit As Fuck
Used to describe the state of something, whether as how it looks or otherwise.
Example:
"Hey mate, hows your computer?"
"Yeah not bad, looks shit as fuck with the wires and stuff though"
"Fair enough"
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"Can you believe him?"
"Damn, that's shit as fuck."


Shit with Fuck
When a man shits into a woman's Vagina, the woman Queefs the shit out into a cup, and smears it on a small shaven child or animal.
Example:
Sean: What are you doing in the bathroom with my girlfriend, a shaved cat, and a cup?
Tim: Oh, just Shit with Fuck.


shit fuck fuck shit fuck
The act of completely losing your shit and being at a complete loss for words. It can be used in situations such as breakups, weddings, hitting said children with a said car, messing up a fire rap verse, hoverboarding over rock or ex-girlfriend (your choice), spending all your money on claw machines, or just being bored.
Example:
girlfriend: I think it is time for us to break up
You: shit fuck fuck shit fuck okay

*two hours later*
You: shit fuck fuck shit i just ran over her with my hoverboard


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