the side door
(noun) Taking a poo on one side of the toilet seat, facing the wall. On a 90 degree angle from the regular pooping position (RPP). Usually in desperation, due to skid marks or pubes on either side of the toilet seat.
Example:
"I was forced to use the side door because there was shit stains on the front of the toilet seat."
- Joe-fizzle
"I was forced to use the side door because there was shit stains on the front of the toilet seat."
- Joe-fizzle