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the side door

(noun) Taking a poo on one side of the toilet seat, facing the wall. On a 90 degree angle from the regular pooping position (RPP). Usually in desperation, due to skid marks or pubes on either side of the toilet seat.

side door

by lewmoz on Oct 26, 2007 21:18:44

to discretely exit a social situation, leaving the remaining participants confused as to your wherebouts.

Example:
man, where the hell is dave? he must have pulled a side door.
yeah man, the guy's girlfriend was stressing me out so i side doored.

Side-door bragging

by Cecilemagne on Apr 10, 2011 01:27:36

Using one awesome thing you've done as a way to explain something else awesome you've done, sneaking a second brag in through the side door.

Example:
Douche: "This party is the most fun I've had since that time we were in Jamaica.

Friend: "Hey, we get it, you went to Jamaica; stop side-door bragging about it."

side door ejection

by Global friends on Sep 01, 2018 08:59:46

While hooking up in a parking lot, when the man is ready to cum, he opens the back door and shoots his load all over the pavement.

Example:
Hey Kara, i think im about to blow, where should i do this?

Fuck it Dan, side door ejection that shit!

Side-Door Friend

by TeacheRama on Aug 17, 2007 05:48:41

A close friend who feels comfortable coming into your house via the side door, probably off the kitchen. You, too, are comfortable with this friend entering your house through the side door. A side-door friend is probably one of your best friends. Conversely, front-door friends are those acquaintances you are not all that close/comfortable with.

Example:
Marcia and me hang out constantly. She is totes a side-door friend.

Left the Side Door Open

by All Bets Hedged on Jan 07, 2021 02:21:30

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.

Example:
I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.

Side Door

by Rodneylr on Jul 07, 2016 09:56:12

When someone uses a friend to connect to another

Example:
Brandon's girlfriend got my number off his phone and tried to side door me for information about where he was last night.

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