silenced

The Silence was a... wait, why was I typing this again?



silence
I don't know it just makes me think and wonder and imagine how late at night you know between completing your days work and falling asleep a man and a woman lie on their respective beds in their respective cities thinking of each other really warming up for each other
Example:
and in that silence full of loving visions and good faith they are kind of unified but also alone.


silence
The only true method of determining the level of a relationship. A silence in new relationship, where two people are just getting to know each other, is awkward. The less you know the other person, trust them, love them, the more awkward the silence is. Vice versa, a comfortable silence will only happen once two people know each other, they can just sit quietly without the pressing urge to break it. Then the intimate silence; a silence that seems intentional, timed and rehearsed to a third party but is completely impromptu. This silence only happens when two people can simply loose themselves looking at each other. It can only be properly broken with a kiss or a “I love you.”
Example:
Phil: ...
Cass: ...
Phil: ...
Cass: So?
Phil: Yeah...
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Mike: How are things with Mel?
John: Going well, we had a comfortable silence yesterday, always a good sign.
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Elly: That was it?
Luke: Yep, that was it.
Elly: ...
Luke: ...
(30 seconds to 5 minutes later)
Luke: ...
Elly: ...
Luke: I love you.


Silencer
A silencer is a make-shift product to allow quiet, shameless defecations in public toilets.

A silencer is when a person bunches up a bit of toilet paper, and quickly places it in the water retaining part of the toilet bowl.

Thus, was a foreign object (fecial matter) drops into the toilet, there is no splash, and therefore no noise is created, allowing the person to walk confidently out without being given terrible terrible looks.

One downside to this is that it does not protect the person from their own gaseous discharge before the act of defecation.
Example:
Guy 1 - "Oh gosh, oh golly, I gonna crap myself,......, but I cant let anyone know im doing it, because,......., Ive been eating nothing but Indian curries and beans!, ......, oh god, its crowning!!!!!!!"

Guy 2 - "Hey buster, dont worry, use a silencer, its fine man, honestly, in Silencer we trust"

Guy 1 - "Than........ (fart)...... i gotta g-....... whoa nelly!"


Silence
The thing that you strive to get away from. You fill you’re head with pointless nothings just to get away from this void of nothingness. Silence is the thing that reveals your secrets you hide from even yourself. Silence doesn’t let u hide from ur insecurities and depression that consumes all things.
Example:
Silence if fuckin gay dude


silencer
1) A device that attatches/is attatched to a balistic weapon that severely reduces the muzzle flash and sound waves that occur when the bullet is fired. This is possible by giving a large area for the hot gases to expand before it hits the cooler air, and provides an area for the flash to be contained.
2) An assasin that specializes in finding and eliminating a "Rat". Basically, a hitman.
Example:
I have a .22 rimfire pistol with a built-on silencer.


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