A person who thinks they are all that, but truly they are afraid of living life to its fullest, so instead blame everyone around them for their short-comings in life.
Example: I was told he broke up with her because she wasn't like me, never mind it was probably all on him due to the drinking, he is such a Sissified tweety bird.
Impulsively feigns offense, revulsion, disagreement, or objection to things, events, acts or concepts, for the sake of drawing sympathetic attention to ones self, despite no real injury.