a number 3

A number 3: a used term, when going to the bathroom. Specifically, going into the bathroom to masturbate.



number 3
a flaming, liquid, explosive, makes-you-grab-onto-the-nearest-object-for-support, kind-of-feels-like-a-butthole-abort, butt clenching wet chunky, don’t-let-it-in-your-mouth-or-it’ll-taste-funky, stew, don’t-let-it-brew, horrifying poo poo, sweat-inducing, buttocks-loosening, toilet-bowl-cruising, you-bet-you’re-losing, when-it-drops-toilet-water-plops-and-makes-you-hops-off-the-toilet-before-you-drops-to-the-ground-and-cry, super-soaker. internal-poker, buttcake-muffin, organ-stuffin, leaves-you-huffin-and-puffin, brown-town, makes-you-frown, don’t-let-it-pile-up-or-you’ll-drown, if-you-survive-you-deserve-a-crown-your-insides-have-been-grinder-up-ground, lumpy, chunky and round, don’t-make-a-sound, life-of-death, out-of-breath, mop-it-up, take-a-dump-in-a-cup, snotty, juicy, dum-dum-bubblegum, spraying everywhere, watery diarrhea.
Example:
ryah: last week i took a number 3 and i haven’t been able to walk since!
haset: really? last month i had a number 3 and i haven’t felt safe using a bathroom since!


number 3
The act of taking a shit in a bidet. Usually done by American tourists in European countries who come back to their hotel rooms drunk off their ass.
Example:
I made sure to leave an extra large tip for the cleaning lady because I had accidentally gone number 3 the night before.


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