tazer

When someone stretches out all of their fingers and penetrates their hand into your side causing a tingling sensation. Most people add a sound to make it feel more realistic such as tsst!



tazered
To be drunk and/or high. The word is derived from an incident of college students being caught smoking weed outside a dormitory building by police. Upon discovering the kids, the police snuck up behind and tazered them into submission. Though the origin of the word is weed-related, it is more often used in reference to being drunk.
Example:
Last night, Kevin came back to the dorm really tazered. He was pounding on doors and being a drunken bastard.


Tazer
A sexual act involving taking the "shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink) and dual-wielding. It is preformed by taking both hands and doing the "shocker" while your hands are crossed so the backs of your hands are touching. Then the tazer is finished by swiftly alternating hands back and forth while keeping your pinky fingers separated slightly to loosen up a female's sphincter to cause an electrifying sensation.
Example:
So I was about do this chick in the butt last night, but she was a little uncooperative, so I just gave her the tazer to loosen her up instead.


The Tazer
The accidential (sometimes intentional) jab of the penis into the anus of a female expecting doggy style sex. The jolt experienced by the victim is not unlike the result of a police tazer.
Example:
My wife wouldn't let me finish after I accidentally slipped her the tazer. I swear it was an accident this time.


Franklin Pierce Tazer
A sexual act where you bang a chick from behind and taze her, and you continue to fuck her while she spazzes out.
Example:
Larry "hey man why is Ashley's hair standing up so bad?"

Bob "Didn't you hear? Johnny just gave her the Franklin Pierce Tazer


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