tazer
When someone stretches out all of their fingers and penetrates their hand into your side causing a
tingling sensation. Most people add a sound to make it feel more
realistic such as
tsst!
tazered
by J. Eklow on Jan 30, 2005 19:09:44
To be drunk and/or high. The word is derived from an incident of college students being caught smoking weed outside a
dormitory building by police. Upon discovering the kids, the police
snuck up behind and tazered them into
submission. Though the origin of the word is weed-related, it is more often used in reference to being drunk.
Example:
Last night, Kevin came back to the
dorm really tazered. He was
pounding on
doors and being a drunken bastard.
Tazer
by Nokia Man on Feb 08, 2009 01:03:13
A sexual act involving taking the "shocker" (
two in the pink, one in the stink) and
dual-wielding. It is preformed by taking both hands and doing the "shocker" while your hands are crossed so the backs of your hands are touching. Then
the tazer is finished by swiftly alternating hands back and forth while keeping your pinky fingers separated slightly to loosen up a female's sphincter to cause an electrifying sensation.
Example:
So I was about do this chick
in the butt last night, but she was a little uncooperative, so I just gave her
the tazer to
loosen her up instead.
The Tazer
by Long Rod Von Heusen Dong II on Oct 30, 2010 03:35:38
The accidential (sometimes intentional)
jab of the penis into the anus of a female expecting doggy style sex.
The jolt experienced by the victim is not unlike the result of a police
tazer.
Tazer
by Shmellzy_2 on Apr 16, 2021 08:28:53
Finger tazer
by Blue girll on Apr 10, 2019 03:41:24
tazer dance
by Asshole111111111111111111 on Sep 09, 2009 08:15:25
Franklin Pierce Tazer
by Lynchanigga on Sep 21, 2010 07:55:40
A sexual act where
you bang a chick from behind and
taze her, and you continue to fuck her while she
spazzes out.
Example:
Larry "hey man why is
Ashley's hair standing up so bad?"
Bob "Didn't you hear? Johnny just gave her
the Franklin Pierce
Tazer
Tazer dick
by grimpin1 on Mar 16, 2018 09:11:45
tazer yall ball sack
by #so_funny_yea_nvm on Jan 28, 2023 10:20:33
Example:
ima tazer yall ball sack