the kind of person addicted to coffee.

also known as senpai

Any individual who can bring about chaos in an otherwise pleasant situation. The Sith is generally surrounded by 165 mile per hour winds and no less than 30 minions. The Sith is not to be underestimated as his/her vortex of evil energy can tear down buildings, train tracks, and engulf entire universes.

1545, from L. insithiosus "deceitful”, from insithiæ (pl.) "plot, snare, ambush,"
1 A person, usually female, whose sole purpose in her sith life is to inflict paralyzing mental anguish upon those unfortunate enough to be caught in her crazed mind web (see Vortex)
2 Operating or proceeding in an inconspicuous or seemingly harmless way but actually with grave effect: a sithlike dormant illness.
3 A girl who thrives on mind games of the most evil nature. This type of Sith does not eat, drink or sleep. She is a parasite and her host is the untouched most vulnerable part of your brain and soul. Like bacteria, this brand of Sith is capable of asexual reproduction. It creates an identical copy of itself without contribution from another source. This Sith comes in various forms, from attractive to hag-like and decrepit. Their insides are all alike, a dark chasm of unimaginable torture. Her seed may be planted with a seemingly harmless question or comment. Once the victim makes eye contact, or foolishly engages in conversation with this type of Sith, their death process rapidly increases. Victims can be identified by rapid pacing, profuse sweating, constant shaking of the head coupled with deep sighs, and eventual incoherent babbling.
4 A powerful species that cloned a female homo sapien between the ages of 18 and 55 who shepherds for the devil.
5 Of or relating to The Dark Side.

A gangster from an ancient gangster gang. Their first name is always 'darth' for some reason probably because it's gang tradition

The evil version of the Jedi who has embraced the Dark Side of the Force. The Sith were suppressed for one-thousand years by the Jedi Order, until the first three Star Wars movies, when Palpatine/Sideous used deception to rise to power and nearly exterminate the Jedi with the help of Darth Vader, who was once known as Anakin Skywalker.

Someone who deals in absolutes

Despite what some idiots may think, a Sith is not a Dark Jedi. Known Sith lords include Darth Sidious, Darth Vader, Darth Maul, and Darth Tyrannus(Count Dooku).

Greasy little freaks that hide pickles in the sky

The gangstas of space. The best dudes in the galaxy. Always being legit and choking the people they don't like.