slowest buffalo
the slowest buffalo is the chick at the bar, when you walk in, that you KNOW you can take home and have your way with. the chick that is down for anything, usually overweight with too much make-up. gives a good meaning to the phrase: "Hey, I may not be good looking, but I put out." One thing that is very important if your going for the slowest buffalo, is that you have to consume a remarkable amount of alcohol to go through with the kill. usually slurring words and a blunt pass such as, "heyyyou, you wanna fuck?" will work just about every time.
Example:
Rizzle: yo jammin, you see her over there? i think i'm gonna go in for the kill.
Jammin: goin for the slowest buffalo?
Rizzle: its a distinct possibility
Jammin: SHOTS!!!
Rizzle: If your buying!
Rizzle: yo jammin, you see her over there? i think i'm gonna go in for the kill.
Jammin: goin for the slowest buffalo?
Rizzle: its a distinct possibility
Jammin: SHOTS!!!
Rizzle: If your buying!
Slowest-er
slowest cheetah
Slowest Common Denominator
The kid in class who slows down the rest by having to get every last thing repeated to him/her 8 times before understanding it.
Example:
Teacher 1) I hear you got Tommy and Linda in English class. I had them last year. They're some really bright kids.
Teacher 2) Yeah, but I feel horrible. It's damn near Christmas and we still haven't finished basic sentence structure because Kyle still doesn't understand subject-verb agreement and he asks me 2 dozen questions per class that I've already answered.
Teacher 1) That's always so unfortunate, when the brightest in the bunch are put in the same classes as the Slowest Common Denominator.
Teacher 2) Yeah. I wish there was room in the budget to have more advanced classes.
Teacher 1) I hear you got Tommy and Linda in English class. I had them last year. They're some really bright kids.
Teacher 2) Yeah, but I feel horrible. It's damn near Christmas and we still haven't finished basic sentence structure because Kyle still doesn't understand subject-verb agreement and he asks me 2 dozen questions per class that I've already answered.
Teacher 1) That's always so unfortunate, when the brightest in the bunch are put in the same classes as the Slowest Common Denominator.
Teacher 2) Yeah. I wish there was room in the budget to have more advanced classes.
Slowest Common Denominator
Example:
1st guy) Why is this traffic moving so slow.
2nd guy) There's a guy ahead of us that is driving the exact speed limit.
1st guy) He's the slowest common denominator
1st guy) Why is this traffic moving so slow.
2nd guy) There's a guy ahead of us that is driving the exact speed limit.
1st guy) He's the slowest common denominator