Holy crap on a stick
1. This is used when saying holy crap just doesn't do the situation justice. When someone shouts "
Holy crap on a stick!", the best thing to do is run quickly in the direction from which
the shout came. Otherwise you might miss something totally once-in-a-lifetime-awesome.2. A chunk of heavenly-blessed feces on a broken off
tree branch. Grants wishes. Smites evil.