smitty

being the shit or being amazing at everything. smittys are the bomb. yeehaw. smittys are yumilicious



smitty

by MASTER-M-DAWG on Feb 11, 2011 11:34:16

A smitty is a retarted, male squirrel that rapes small, innocent female babies. Smitties are about 5 boners long and are dark brown with glowing purple eyes. When they turn 16 days old they grow wings that come out of each ass cheek to help them fly short distances. They have tails about 3 boners long and is used as a second penis in some cases, for a smitty's tail may also become erect. A smitty's habitat consists of one dark, deep, moist, wide, spacious vagaina. These traits of the vagaina are necessary in order to a smitty to be able to live to its full potential. Smitty's only come out of their homes between the hours of 2-5 in the afternoon. Every smitty carries its own special type of STD called rapies. If you get raped by a smitty chances are they will pass this disease on to you and you will die within 48 hours. Even though all smitties are male they each make two babies. The babies, in order to survive, need to be breast fed by human, female breasts ranging from a C to a high D. If they do not get their milk they will puke blood and poop intestines inside their hom and the host of the vagaina of the smitties will most likely die. Smitties live about 3 months long. When they die they are reincarnated into a Pakastanian terrorist who dreams of world domination. Where do you think Sadam Hussein came from?
Example:
Damn, did you just see that smitty fly towards town!?


smitty

by Hamzah on Aug 05, 2005 02:09:52

Saying or doing something that makes a person look stupid or foolish. Can be used as an adjective or a noun.
Example:
"Man I just pulled a smitty when I tried talking to that girl!" or "That was a smitty move when you gave her your number."


smitty

by king knobber on May 31, 2005 15:01:03

'smitty': offspin breed of the 'Bogan' usually found in areas north of adelaide south australia. smittys drive holden kingswoods and only smoke 16 milligram cigarettes and ALWAYS have a can of VB in thier hand. Clad in tight jeans & 'bluey' singlet... love harleys and cant afford one
Example:
"hey Thommo, hows it going?.. heard ya mum is going out with a smitty"

"some dude did a burnout on my front lawn last night, must have been a smitty"


Smitty

by SmittyB. on Nov 09, 2006 09:58:28

Smitty is also used for a nickname to call someone with the last name of Smith. Usually a male of the smith family.

Example:
Mr. Smith says: Hey neighbor how ya doing today?
Neighbor say: Not bad Smitty. You?


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