smooth criminal
When someone you work with is secretly watching porn on his computer and spanking his monkey under the desk without getting caught.Smooth Criminal
Example:
"Did you hear about the bank robbery last night?"
"Yeah, I heard it was a smooth criminal."
*The two here a "He-he" from the distance"
"Did you hear about the bank robbery last night?"
"Yeah, I heard it was a smooth criminal."
*The two here a "He-he" from the distance"
Smooth Criminal
1) The seventh track on Michael Jackon's Bad album. A "fantasy" song that is, what Thriller is to Thriller, to Bad. Thriller took you to zombie land. Smooth Criminal reminds you Sunday was a black day and has you wondering whether Annie is okay now.
2) One of the most amazingly choreographed music videos ever by the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.
2) One of the most amazingly choreographed music videos ever by the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.
Example:
Michael Jackson is a smooth criminal in his music video. In reality, he's "smooth but not criminal".
Michael Jackson is a smooth criminal in his music video. In reality, he's "smooth but not criminal".
Smooth Criminal
Example:
Did you see that guy take that lady's purse?! He pumped some MJ on his escape, smooth criminal.
Did you see that guy take that lady's purse?! He pumped some MJ on his escape, smooth criminal.
Smooth Criminal
When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean.The shit left no residue on your ass, so its a smooth criminal.
Example:
Wow I took a shit, and as i wiped my ass I realised it was a smooth criminal bro,
Bless your clean ass boy
Wow I took a shit, and as i wiped my ass I realised it was a smooth criminal bro,
Bless your clean ass boy
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Smooth Criminal
To nonchalantly avoid an argument whether or not it is already occurring by making direct eye contact and leaving the room or area, with a calm stride.
Example:
Carol: So I was yelling at Ryan for talking to this girl and that rat bastard pulled a Smooth Criminal!
Shaniqua: Oh no he didn't!!
Carol: Yeah! He looked at me, then he walked right out.
Carol: So I was yelling at Ryan for talking to this girl and that rat bastard pulled a Smooth Criminal!
Shaniqua: Oh no he didn't!!
Carol: Yeah! He looked at me, then he walked right out.
Smooth Criminal
The Gigachad position used to solve the problem caused by the combo of pissing and having a boner. Only achievable after 1000+ hours of life playing time and after getting the "no splasher on the edge" achievement
Example:
Man, i couldn't hold myself, got to the bathroom and had to pullout the smooth criminal. Risky play, but worked out.
Man, i couldn't hold myself, got to the bathroom and had to pullout the smooth criminal. Risky play, but worked out.