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When one is apologetic that they are not apologetic about a previous thing.Often used by sorority girls.



Sorry, I'm American

by LocustOfTheNile666 on Feb 08, 2011 13:50:29

The most useful excuse you will ever have when visiting a foreign land. Gives you almost instant leeway to be rude, ignorant, or just all around screw with foreign peoples mind. Because most countries expect so little brain power from us, why not use that to our advantage, hmm?
Example:
ex 1;
Mike: *spills steaming hot coffee all over French guys lap*
French Guy: OW! Wat ze' hell?

Mike: Sorry dude, I'm American.
French: Oh, well zat explainz zvery' thing. *

ex 2;

Mike: *steals a Australian guys taxi cab*
British Guy: Oi! Who the bloody 'ell do yew think you AHHre?
Mike: Sorry dude, I'm American.
British Guy: Bloody figures... Might as well naut even botha' then. *stomps off*
Mike: America: 2, World: 0 *snickers victoriously*

ex 3;

Mike: *snags the sandwich off a Japanese guys plate and takes a bite*
Japanese Guy: Ayy yaahhh! Who you think you are, rude person?
Mike: *slowly* Me sorry, I'm Ammmerricaaannn.
Japanese Guy: *scowls and stands up walking off* Stewpid Amarakins', no manner, no honna'!
Mike: I reiterate, America: 3, World:0. *smiles and takes another bite*

(Offensive outlook on accents intended. Sorry, I'm American. :)


Sorry I'm blonde

by otab84 on Aug 18, 2008 08:04:50

Something what you say when you don't know the answer to a question.
Example:
He:Hey what kinda browser do you use?
She(or He):Huh?Sorry I'm blonde
He:....Do you press letter E to get online or a fox inside a circle?


Sorry I'm Not Sorry

by Sorryimnotsorry on Sep 23, 2013 03:00:11

Commonly used Canadian phase, born out of the excessive usage of "sorry", this statement allows the user to conform with the sintax of apology, but indicate that he is, in fact, not sorry.

Often used in situations where an undue amount of judgement or prejudice is being applied. A simple, direct way to tell the person their feelings/thoughts/opinions aren't changing your mind and you will not apologize.
Example:
Sally: "is that wine? Are you drinking while pregnant!?!"

Jane: "it is wine and it is my choice, Sorry I'm Not Sorry."


Sorry, I'm bad at texting

by Gregor Sanchez on May 06, 2011 06:23:46

A phrase commonly used by women when they have been bombarded with texts that they do not want to answer. This is usually used when a man is pursuing a woman and the woman does not share the same feelings for the man.
Example:
Arthur: Hey! What's up?

30 minutes pass

Arthur: Did I say something wrong?

Francine: Sorry, I'm bad at texting


sorry, I'm doing chem homework

by doturiswithhearts on Jan 24, 2017 09:37:41

An outright lie told by someone wishing to avoid the company of another or hide what it is they are doing from said person.
Example:
Guy 1: Hey, wanna skype?
Guy 2: (skyping guy 1's ex/cheating on guy 1/slightly hates guy 1) Oh, sorry, I'm doing chem homework.


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