squirty

1. Nasty-assed diarrhea.2. "Voodoo Doodoo."3. "Montezuma's revenge."



the squirties
The liquid poo result of ingesting large quantities of Fast food.
Phase 2 of the normal gastro intestinal cycle. 2nd phase of the fast food "circle of life." Phase 1 is the rumbles.
Example:
Oh jessie, I've got the squirties! I do believe I've shat on myself.


Dirty Squirty
Sex localised typically within the vicinity of a kitchen done in the missionary position over a boiling pot. As you fuck the girl she is aggressively unleashing a gargantuan monsoon of piss and diarrhea into said pot. The amount released increases the harder and faster each thrust.
Example:
Me and your sister in the kitchen whippin' up a Dirty Squirty


squirty-circus
Consists of a group of 3 or more people performing in a show for an audience, where one of the people serves as the ringmaster and the others the clowns or entertainers. The ringmaster must be suffering from diarrhea, often achieved through the use of a laxative. During the show the ringmaster will attempt to defecate on the faces of the other clowns, resulting in a hazy spray of diarrhea. Many of the clowns perform tricks, such as a trampoline or trapeze, while trying to avoid the fecal matter spray.
Example:
This was Rebecca's first time watching a squirty-circus. She had fun, and even got hit by some of the ringmasters fecal matter.


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