the missionary

where yo bish is on her back with her knees in her face and your makin da babies



missionary

by Cheese on Nov 16, 2003 15:43:45

Probably one of the most overused and boring positions ever. the chicks lays on her back, and the guy gets on top. Nothing special.
Example:
They were in the missionary position


missionary

by guggenteit on Jul 09, 2006 01:03:14

- A person (esp. Christian) who goes on a religious trek to expand their faith.

- Popular sex position in which one partner lays on their back, and the other lays on top of him/her, facing one another.

- A death metal/black metal/doom metal band from Arizona, USA.

- 1982 British comedy film starring Monty Python's Michael Palin
Example:
The missionary "position" is the most common.


Missionaries

by Kevomirr on Jul 30, 2010 11:40:00

People from (usually) Christian faiths who go knocking door to door spreading their view on Christianity (or likewise). They most common variety are the LDS (mormons) and Jehova's Witnesses (Jay Dubs).

They can easily be identified, the LDS Missionaries always wear either suits or white shirts, ties, and slacks and always come in pairs of two, and in rare occasions three. The JW missionaries usually come in a car with at least two (sometimes a full car) and only one will knock on each door (as compared to LDS missionaries who both go to the same door at the same time). Also, LDS missionaries are usually 19-21 year old men, occasionally women of the same age, and in even rarer occasions elderly couples. The Jehova Witnesses come in nearly the full spectrum of human age.

Contrary to popular belief, not all mormon missionaries ride bikes. Some of them get cars, and some only walk.
Example:
I put a "NO SOLICITING" sign outside my door to keep those pesky missionaries off my property.


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