standoff
by Shazzy Mack on Dec 09, 2008 23:38:58
a level in halo 3 that everyone hates and vetoes. only
nubcakes can win because they are faggot enough to get into
the warthog and
drive around all day and shoot people
Example:
FACCCCCK! Not standoff again. This map sucks. I hate all the noob biscuits slobbering in
noob sauce wanting to get the
splaser.
Veto this shit!!!!!
Standoff
by DanielDisastrous on Mar 18, 2009 11:25:36
noun. a person who calls everybody else a
new jack, so that they themselves don't get called new
jacks. Usual targets are people who generally listen to mainstream bands, regardless of experience in
hardcore music, and music diversity.
Shit Standoff
by SnacksCCM on Oct 31, 2013 05:35:48
n. - The scenario where one, with no other options, enters a public restroom having to take an urgent shit, but discovers that one or more stalls is/are quietly occupied by other people with the same idea.
In an effort to be polite or keep from embarrassing themselves, no one in the restroom wants to be the first to squeeze out a loud, booming fart or
firebomb a
lunker into the water below for everyone to hear, so what ensues is a shit
standoff.
Example:
Ned: "Dude, where were you?"
Larry: "I was in the bathroom. I would've been back 10 minutes ago but there was a
wicked shit standoff in there."
Brooklyn standoff
by Reetuh.Spuhawn on May 11, 2016 06:13:46
A Brooklyn standoff is when multiple roommates want to stay in a rent controlled or super cheap apartment but have grown to hate each other and can
absolutely not live together anymore.
Example:
Man I hate my
roommates so much these days but no one will move out because we all know we couldn't get a better deal. It's turned into a real Brooklyn
standoff. standoff
stalemate brooklyn roommates rent rentistoodamnhigh
Omani standoff
by DoesSheEvenGoHere on May 18, 2016 19:18:16
A
Omani standoff typically constitutes a standoff between a goat from
Oman and a
Libyan man. Over the years however it has come to describe any standoff involving man and animal.
History: circa 1800, some rogue Libyan pirates attempted to enter Oman through the Arabian Sea having
circumvented the whole of Africa. Upon reaching its shores, they were met by the abundant goats that roam Oman freely. While the Omani villagers were busy tending to their crops further inland, the goats stood fiercely in the face of the pirates, and it was their determination that ultimately forced the Libyans to retreat.
Example:
Example 1:
Abudi found himself in a predicament. Having just arrived in
Oman, he came across a goat. They stood facing each other refusing to give way to each other. It was a classic Omani standoff. In the end he had to yield to the goat, and find an alternate route.
Example 2:
As Harry, Ron and Hermione snuck around Hogwarts, they saw the light reflect from
Filch's lamp as he walked around looking for them. So
the trio entered the closest room and found themselves face to face with Fluffy, the three-headed dog. It was a Omani standoff like no other, as both sides knew the consequences of backing down.
Manx Standoff
by 52D2 on Aug 19, 2019 02:50:04
n : a situation in which 3 automobiles arrive at the same time on a 3 way mini
traffic circle. No one is willing to
emerge first, and the 3 drivers sit looking at each other.
All 3 then move ahead at the same time, then slam
the brakes on. Repeat a few times.
Example:
Man,
sorry I’m late, I was trying to
drive across Quarterbridge when the
idiot in front of me got himself into a Manx Standoff.
Sexican Standoff
by Amarillo Bird on Aug 25, 2013 03:57:57
A
stalemate between you and your significant other when you both want to have sex, but
neither wants to do all
the work.