Seinfeld

THE best show ever made!Main characters:GeorgeJerryElainKramer, CosmoThey're always getting into trouble with other people who aren't really like them. They have there own world that really depends on Superman and cerial. Incase some people watching the show didn't notice, in every episode there is something about Superman, whether it's said or seen.No show out there has yet to match it.



Seinfeld

by Tikibarberfan on Mar 19, 2010 08:02:30

The only show in the history of man where you have to watch it to get the funniness of the jokes.
Example:
Kramer: Hey you want a Junior Mint?
Jerry: No I'm good.
Kramer: C'mon they're chocolatey and refreshing. They're delicious!
Jerry: No!
Kramer: (hands one to Jerry and it falls into guy getting operated on).

That joke might not have seemed funny here, but if you watch it you'll laugh your fucking ass off. It's the perfect example of a Seinfeld joke.


Seinfeld

by aussiegoat55 on Aug 18, 2006 13:32:05

An unparalleled television show that ran from 1989-1998 with 4 main characters, Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Elaine Benes, and Cosmo Kramer. Words cannot describe this show. It is a true classic and will forever be. Every episode was designed to a perfection and full of ironic twists, unique characters, and hilarious endings. It analyzes the little things in life and answers life questions. The series finale was the best! Love it all!
Example:
Seinfeld Concepts: The Pack, Top of the muffin, mustard and ketchup in the same bottle, Sex with the cleaning lady, Kramer toasting his shirt, the barking dog, Junior Mints, Puffy shirt, Cigar store indian, Mr. Peterman's cake, Stop short, Chinese food, George's cheapness (the red dot, toxic envelopes, etc), the debate of whether the eclaire was trash or food

So many unique characters: Bob Sacamano!! Art Vandalay, Newman, J. Peterman!!!, Jon Voight, Crazy Joe DaVola, Baboo, David Puddy, Sue Ellen Michgee, Poppy, Jackie Chiles, George's parent's, the list continues...

Quotes can be found at www.imdb.com with a forum

If you're not gonna be a part of a civil society, then just get in your car and drive on over to the East Side.

Cosmo Kramer: They're trying to screw with your head.
Jerry: Now why would a junior high school want to screw with my head?
Cosmo Kramer: Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries? I don't know.

Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum.

Classic.



Seinfeld

by She Is Hot on Jan 25, 2005 10:46:08

The best show ever aired on TV. Main characters are: Jerry, George, Elain, and Kramer.
Example:
George: Jerry, did you wash this pear?
Jerry: Yeah, I washed it.
George: It looks like it hasn't been washed.
Jerry: So wash it!
George to Sharen: You hear the way he talks to me?
Sharen: You should hear how my boyfriend talks to me.
George and Jerry: ..........


Seinfeld

by dwit on Aug 15, 2006 13:42:25

Seinfeld is the greatest sitcom ever. It absolutely destroys Friends and The Drew Carey Show. Its a show about "nothing."
Example:
The Best Scene Ever (happens to be from Seinfeld)

{Jerry and Sheila standing in line at the Soup Nazi's stand}
JERRY: What are you gonna get?
SHEILA: I'll decide at the last minute.
JERRY: You better decide, sister. You're on deck.
{she begins kissing Jerry}
JERRY: Sheila!
{Soup Nazi pounding on countertop}
JERRY: Uh-oh.
SOUP NAZI: Hey, what is this? You're kissing in my line? Nobody kisses in my line!
SHEILA: I can kiss anywhere I want to.
SOUP NAZI: You just cost yourself a soup!
SHEILA: How dare you? Come on, Jerry, we're leaving.
{Sheila walks out and then back in while Jerry is desiding soup or girl}
SHEILA: Jerry?
{Jerry turns toward her}
JERRY: Do I know you? <<< I love that line
{Sheila looks offended}

*end of scene*


Seinfeld

by Quartux (Tyler) on Aug 19, 2005 00:20:03

Best sitcom and comedian ever...exactly what a sitcom is supposed to be. I've never heard anyone diss Seinfeld in my life and that's fucking awesome! The main characters are Jerry, the cereal addict; George, the loser with absolutely nothing going for him (my favorite character); Elaine, a woman who suprisingly doesn't have any female friends; Kramer, the hysterical dolt. Don't diss Seinfeld, if you haven't seen any episode out of it's 9 seasons, GO AND WATCH THEM!!!
Example:
George: How much do you tip a chamber made?
Guy: Hm...5 bucks a night?
George: 5 bucks a night! 2 and the absolute most!
Guy: Get outta here!


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