stargazer

a cute jersey chick you meet at the bar, who falls while skiing. she is however pretty dam awesome.



Stargaze
When you watch someone from afar but you don't really talk to them, date them or they even really know you. But you basically think someone is physically attractive.
Example:
"I think I might have a crush on Tina" - Alex
Tim - "Nah you don't. You don't know anything about her, you just stargaze her."


Stargazing
when you tell your mother that you and you and your friends are at the beach gazing at the stars when in fact, you are all making out with eachother. This usually only happens on birthdays. Cause thats the rule.
Example:
I told my mom that we were stargazing, but in fact, we were making out.


Stargaze
The act of watching someone's valuables when nature calls, such as when pulling an all-nighter at Starbucks.
Example:
Wow, I just can't hold it anymore, and you look like a respectable chap. Would you be willing to Stargaze my laptop while I hit the lav?


Stargazing
To sneak away from a group (usually at night), to commence a crazy make-out session. 'Stargazing' usually occurs with another individual, though solo macking sessions have been known to occur. These individual stargazing excursions are generally discouraged and seen as anti-social.
Example:
Mary: "Chrissy where did you go last night, we were waiting for you."
Chrissy: "Oh, I was stargazing"
Mary: "...with B-Shay?"
Chrissy: "No, by myself"
Mary: "...Oh..."


Stargazer
One who observes, looks for, gawks, or even tries to interact with a celebrity.
Example:
100% TRUE STORY: After trying repeatedly to semi-successfully engage in conversation with Frances Fisher (former lover of Clint Eastwood) at Whole Foods Market in Hollywood, a stargazer knew her label ... when Ms. Fisher said loudly, winking, to the cashier as the "stargazer" followed her in line: "What kind of lily is that (pointing to a bunch of lilies for sale at the register)?" The cashier loudly said in reply, winking back Ms. Fisher, while looking at the "stargazer" gawker ...

"It's a Stargazer."

She knew then, that she had overstepped her boundaries with the celebrity, and was a true Stargazer.


Stargazing
what you do when youre high with a bunch of friends. sand up spin aroung 15 times and then someone shines a flashlight right in yur face and you loose contol of your body.
Example:
tim: hey john, after that bowl do you wanna go stargazing?
john: OKAY!


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