Soviet ballot
by Dr. Foo on Jul 21, 2008 04:08:24
Example:
There was no
real choice--only one candidtate
without a
prison record--just another Soviet ballot.
ballot fraud
by BnBzx on Nov 05, 2020 06:04:45
Example:
"According to
AP News, Biden is up in Wisconsin by
130,000 votes!"
"THAT'S
BALLOT FRAUD!!!!!! πππππ"
Pennsylvania Ballot Dump
by PMESS-10" on Feb 12, 2021 03:50:05
After
you're done sleeping with a girl, you tell her you have to work early and leave. Only to come back between 3 and
4 am to sneak in and
take a dump on her chest.
Example:
Man,
Kimmie thought she won because
I left, little did she know she would fall victim to the Pennsylvania Ballot Dump.
I WIN!
first ballot idiot
by Laxhead6 on Feb 14, 2021 13:50:29
Example:
Erin is a first ballot idiot.
Nevada Ballot Box
by SKSilence on Nov 07, 2020 04:07:31
When you take an
Ambien before an
orgy . Afterward you try to
figure out how many people you slept with, and how many were male or female.
Ballot Measure Burnout
by Mofrak on Dec 19, 2009 11:16:22
(
abbrev.
BMB) Condition suffered by voters in states where elections include an overabundance of confusing
ballot measures. Often suffered after watching an endless barrage of equally confusing ads for and against said measures.
Example:
Guy #1: Dude.
How are you going to vote on measure 30?
Guy #2: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!! (as he runs out the room screaming and begins beating his head against
the wall)
Guy #3: Dude. What's the matter with him?
Guy #1:
BMB, dude. Ballot Measure Burnout.
Arizona Sharpie Ballot
by on Nov 07, 2020 01:48:28
A sexual act in which one inserts a
Sharpie marker halfway up their anus and penetrates another person
vaginally or anally to climax, when they scream "
LAWSUIT!"
Ballot Exhaustion
by DMacR on Sep 02, 2022 23:24:08
A state of extreme physical or mental fatigue that results from having to fill out a
ballot in which
Tom Cotton is a candidate for
the Senate again.
Example:
βOh my god, is
Tom Cotton on the
ballot again? Canβt we come up with a better candidate in Arkansas than this joker? I get
ballot exhaustion every time I see his name.β