ballot

It's a card game between four people, it's originaly France game but it's famous in Saudi Arabia.



Soviet ballot
An election in which there is only one real choice--even if it appears that more than one choice is offered--not necessarily restricted to the (old) Soviet Union.
Example:
There was no real choice--only one candidtate without a prison record--just another Soviet ballot.


ballot fraud
when Trump loses an election and the worse he loses, the more ballot fraud-er it is
Example:
"According to AP News, Biden is up in Wisconsin by 130,000 votes!"
"THAT'S BALLOT FRAUD!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭"


Pennsylvania Ballot Dump
After you're done sleeping with a girl, you tell her you have to work early and leave. Only to come back between 3 and 4 am to sneak in and take a dump on her chest.
Example:
Man, Kimmie thought she won because I left, little did she know she would fall victim to the Pennsylvania Ballot Dump. I WIN!


Nevada Ballot Box
When you take an Ambien before an orgy . Afterward you try to figure out how many people you slept with, and how many were male or female.
Example:
Damn, Jarell got so fucked up, it was like he was a Nevada Ballot Box.


Ballot Measure Burnout
(abbrev. BMB) Condition suffered by voters in states where elections include an overabundance of confusing ballot measures. Often suffered after watching an endless barrage of equally confusing ads for and against said measures.
Example:
Guy #1: Dude. How are you going to vote on measure 30?
Guy #2: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!! (as he runs out the room screaming and begins beating his head against the wall)
Guy #3: Dude. What's the matter with him?
Guy #1: BMB, dude. Ballot Measure Burnout.


Arizona Sharpie Ballot
A sexual act in which one inserts a Sharpie marker halfway up their anus and penetrates another person vaginally or anally to climax, when they scream "LAWSUIT!"
Example:
I got really hammered and gave Madison an Arizona Sharpie Ballot last night


Ballot Exhaustion
A state of extreme physical or mental fatigue that results from having to fill out a ballot in which Tom Cotton is a candidate for the Senate again.
Example:
β€œOh my god, is Tom Cotton on the ballot again? Can’t we come up with a better candidate in Arkansas than this joker? I get ballot exhaustion every time I see his name.”


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