junk in the trunk
having a prodigious butta little more than badonkadonk but less extreme than having an SUV in the pantsjunk in the trunk
junk in the trunk
A medical term used to describe a female with a disproportionately large gluteus maximus region in relation to the rest of her body. Scientists have discovered that, in this condition, any food eaten by the afflicted turns immediately to fat then migrates rapidly to the gluteus maximus. Research has found that this ailment is widespread throughout many areas of North America and is oddly prevalent in African-American females. While there is no known cure, as long as there are males of the species and alcohol remains readily available, these females are still well-received in society.
Example:
White Guy: Hey Snoop...that Maltliqueisha has some serious Junk in the Trunk, huh?
Snoop: What tha hizzle did you say to me, cracka?
White Guy: Uh...it has to be 4:20 somewhere...
Snoop: I thank I forgot sumpin' in ma car (ya know what I'm sayin')...I'll return in a minizzle.
White Guy: Word!
White Guy: Hey Snoop...that Maltliqueisha has some serious Junk in the Trunk, huh?
Snoop: What tha hizzle did you say to me, cracka?
White Guy: Uh...it has to be 4:20 somewhere...
Snoop: I thank I forgot sumpin' in ma car (ya know what I'm sayin')...I'll return in a minizzle.
White Guy: Word!
junk in the trunk
Example:
all of you fat white chicks taking pictures of yourself dont have junk in the trunk, youve just got a big fat flabby white ass, a nice ass is round and on a girl with a tight body, so stop posting pics of urself and posting them definitions like these
all of you fat white chicks taking pictures of yourself dont have junk in the trunk, youve just got a big fat flabby white ass, a nice ass is round and on a girl with a tight body, so stop posting pics of urself and posting them definitions like these
junk in the trunk
Slang, synonym of callipygian. Implies an oversized buttocks, disproportionate to the waist or the rest of the body. Usually complimentary.
junk in the trunk
Example:
She is pretty cute, but she's got a lot of junk in the trunk after eating dorm food all year.
She is pretty cute, but she's got a lot of junk in the trunk after eating dorm food all year.
junk in the trunk
junk in the trunk
stuff that has been rolling around in the trunk of your vehicle for months that you haven't bothered to clean up out of pure laziness. Usually found in old, beater cars that lack any aesthetic nature anyway.
Example:
I got fast food wrappers, bottles of motor oil and other random lubricants, an old pair of shoes, some rusted jumper cables, that VCR I was supposed to give back to my sister, empty beer cases and various other items that should really be thrown out. I need to get rid of some of my junk in the trunk.
I got fast food wrappers, bottles of motor oil and other random lubricants, an old pair of shoes, some rusted jumper cables, that VCR I was supposed to give back to my sister, empty beer cases and various other items that should really be thrown out. I need to get rid of some of my junk in the trunk.
junk in the trunk
1) A warning that a man might not be adequately equipped for the task at hand.
2) An attempt to convey a sense of pride in one’s inability to put down a Twinkie.
3) An extremely lame attempt to separate buttocks by ethnicity, and avoid the obvious connotation of a complete lack of self-control.
2) An attempt to convey a sense of pride in one’s inability to put down a Twinkie.
3) An extremely lame attempt to separate buttocks by ethnicity, and avoid the obvious connotation of a complete lack of self-control.
Example:
Do not approach Gloria from behind without a helmet on as she has too much junk in the trunk.
Do not approach Gloria from behind without a helmet on as she has too much junk in the trunk.